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Old 02-28-2019, 01:22 AM   #1
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How to ruin a sexual mood in one sentence.

It happens to us more often than not. Things are about to turn intimate with someone special. Then, Bam! Something gets said that kills the mood before it happens.

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Old 02-28-2019, 01:27 AM   #2
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Oh so many things that could be said. or happen.

Had her dog sneak in and touch his nose to her ass while she was riding me once. lol
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Old 02-28-2019, 02:13 AM   #3
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Old 02-28-2019, 02:17 AM   #4
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Old 02-28-2019, 02:22 AM   #5
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Oh shit....I meant to say...my, errm, test results came back and.....
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Old 02-28-2019, 02:26 AM   #6
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Old 02-28-2019, 02:26 AM   #7
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Oh, Ed...I mean...Fred...er...Ted?
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Yeah....I know it's a funny colour but I'm sure it's OK, let me take the band-aid off and show you...
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:09 AM   #9
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Is there any pizza in the fridge? I'm kinda hungry.
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:13 AM   #10
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Oh yeah baby, your mouth feels so good around my....Hey, did you remember to pick up the dry cleaning?..... Owwww!!!
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:46 AM   #12
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Old 02-28-2019, 03:51 AM   #13
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It happens to us more often than not. Things are about to turn intimate with someone special. Then, Bam! Something gets said that kills the mood before it happens.

Let the humor begin🌷Kant💋
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Old 02-28-2019, 04:52 AM   #14
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Old 02-28-2019, 05:38 AM   #15
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You really should have a dermatologist take a look at that mole on your ass.
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Old 02-28-2019, 07:36 AM   #17
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Do you mind if I wear your bra🌷Kant
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Old 02-28-2019, 07:41 AM   #18
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That would look better on me. 🌷Kant
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Old 02-28-2019, 07:43 AM   #19
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The smoke alarm is going off!
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Do you mind if I wear your bra🌷Kant

Most people wouldn't admit to ever watching 'The Nanny', but it had some hilarious moments. One was a dance party of some kind she had arranged. She's doing the circuit with the guests and one guy comments on her shoes (she always wore great heels in that show).

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Fran: Thanks.
Guy: Mind if I try them on?
Fran: (Shocked, dismayed look).
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Old 02-28-2019, 09:12 AM   #22
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Watching the football

This is actually a true story. We were on the bed, me on top, feet on the pillows, missionary position. There was a tv on the wall showing football. No sound. Perhaps there was a small change in my performing but, in any event, she had her eyes closed and they suddenly snapped open. She looked over her shoulder at the tv and then snapped, “are you watching that fucking football?” I denied it but I think my red face gave me away.
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Old 02-28-2019, 10:58 AM   #23
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