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Old 09-18-2015, 10:35 AM   #1176
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If fast means getting a dude pretending to be a woman with fake cancer, six grumpy racists, a wiggerish pretend gangsta, two stalkers on the FBI watch list, a miserable recluse who plays a single note of 'Friends Of Pedo' on his Copyin & Paystin piano, and fourteen bickering alts, then I'm good with slow.
I might be wrong, but am I detecting a subtle distaste for the GB?
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Old 09-18-2015, 01:36 PM   #1177
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I might be wrong, but am I detecting a subtle distaste for the GB?
No, I used to browse the aisles there occasionally, and post in the odd thread. It is definitely a faster paced forum, and there are some decent posters and threads there.

But lately, the last few months especially, it is become a little ridiculous. Some days it looks like a 4Chan board in there, with all the silly alts, trolling, and bashing. Which is too bad, because I think it has suffered a bit because of this. Some good posters have stepped away or moved on to other forums (like yourself), and just don't participate much. Some good threads get started, but get buried under nonsense threads, or are derailed terribly. I think I logged in once and there were half a dozen eye-sore threads about Recidiva, and then eye-sore was copy / pasting his 'supporters of sex offender' list in every other thread. It just got to be too juvenile, too much.

The funny irony of it though, is that there are a handful of posters that shout 'playgrounder' and 'fuck off to the PG', and it is their postings and trolling behavior that make the GB look more like a playground on some days, even more than the PG.

If you catch the GB at the right time, it can be fun and engaging. Lately, this has become a rare thing.

In the vernacular of Lit's Gangsta Two-Pack, ya dig?
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Old 09-18-2015, 04:13 PM   #1178
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If fast means getting a dude pretending to be a woman with fake cancer, six grumpy racists, a wiggerish pretend gangsta, two stalkers on the FBI watch list, a miserable recluse who plays a single note of 'Friends Of Pedo' on his Copyin & Paystin piano, and fourteen bickering alts, then I'm good with slow.
Hilarious!!

And sadly, true.
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Old 09-18-2015, 08:33 PM   #1179
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No, I used to browse the aisles there occasionally, and post in the odd thread. It is definitely a faster paced forum, and there are some decent posters and threads there.

But lately, the last few months especially, it is become a little ridiculous. Some days it looks like a 4Chan board in there, with all the silly alts, trolling, and bashing. Which is too bad, because I think it has suffered a bit because of this. Some good posters have stepped away or moved on to other forums (like yourself), and just don't participate much. Some good threads get started, but get buried under nonsense threads, or are derailed terribly. I think I logged in once and there were half a dozen eye-sore threads about Recidiva, and then eye-sore was copy / pasting his 'supporters of sex offender' list in every other thread. It just got to be too juvenile, too much.

The funny irony of it though, is that there are a handful of posters that shout 'playgrounder' and 'fuck off to the PG', and it is their postings and trolling behavior that make the GB look more like a playground on some days, even more than the PG.

If you catch the GB at the right time, it can be fun and engaging. Lately, this has become a rare thing.

In the vernacular of Lit's Gangsta Two-Pack, ya dig?

It can be a sad state of affairs for sure. The problem I have is it's the devil I know, so I wander back in and things are okay for awhile, then everything goes to hell because I don't kiss the right asses, ignore the right people, live my life out online or treat the scum like I think they aren't beneath me.

But hey, it's Friday night and I am about to meet up with my darling on his birthday, so
I flick my teeth to all that nonsense and wish any and all a fantastic weekend!

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Old 09-18-2015, 09:16 PM   #1180
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If fast means getting a dude pretending to be a woman with fake cancer, six grumpy racists, a wiggerish pretend gangsta, two stalkers on the FBI watch list, a miserable recluse who plays a single note of 'Friends Of Pedo' on his Copyin & Paystin piano, and fourteen bickering alts, then I'm good with slow.
That was impressive.
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Old 09-19-2015, 08:17 PM   #1181
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Well. That was unexpected!

I have recently accepted for consideration an application for the position of chief grape peeler, palm-frond-waver, and toe-sucker. Not my usual flavor, but he has not been intimidated by the strenuous interview process, and the vetting is going well thus far.

Also, his voice is sexy as fuck. Just sayin'.
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Old 09-20-2015, 01:26 AM   #1182
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No, I used to browse the aisles there occasionally, and post in the odd thread. It is definitely a faster paced forum, and there are some decent posters and threads there.

But lately, the last few months especially, it is become a little ridiculous. Some days it looks like a 4Chan board in there, with all the silly alts, trolling, and bashing. Which is too bad, because I think it has suffered a bit because of this. Some good posters have stepped away or moved on to other forums (like yourself), and just don't participate much. Some good threads get started, but get buried under nonsense threads, or are derailed terribly. I think I logged in once and there were half a dozen eye-sore threads about Recidiva, and then eye-sore was copy / pasting his 'supporters of sex offender' list in every other thread. It just got to be too juvenile, too much.

The funny irony of it though, is that there are a handful of posters that shout 'playgrounder' and 'fuck off to the PG', and it is their postings and trolling behavior that make the GB look more like a playground on some days, even more than the PG.

If you catch the GB at the right time, it can be fun and engaging. Lately, this has become a rare thing.

In the vernacular of Lit's Gangsta Two-Pack, ya dig?
I could dig it.
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Old 09-20-2015, 01:29 AM   #1183
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I might be wrong, but am I detecting a subtle distaste for the GB?
'Distaste' is the wrong word.

If you can taste it you're definitely doing something unsafe. Fucking around on the GB should taste like latex.
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Old 09-20-2015, 02:16 AM   #1184
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'Distaste' is the wrong word.

If you can taste it you're definitely doing something unsafe. Fucking around on the GB should taste like latex.
Latex, ew. Does it come in Fireball?
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Old 09-20-2015, 02:35 AM   #1185
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Latex, ew. Does it come in Fireball?
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Old 09-20-2015, 02:41 AM   #1186
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Cinnamon oil is not, repeat not, recommended as a lubricant.
I think you're confused:

A. I wasn't referring to straight cinnamon oil, and
2. I wasn't planning on leaving any of it behind.
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Old 09-20-2015, 04:08 AM   #1187
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Latex, ew. Does it come in Fireball?
If you soaked the entire GB in Fireball whiskey, that might have a slight anaseptic benefit.
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Old 09-20-2015, 04:58 AM   #1188
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Old 09-20-2015, 05:44 AM   #1189
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:34 AM   #1190
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Despite what one might assume from my lengthy, at times, posts- I hate typing and am really bad at it.
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:08 PM   #1191
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Despite what one might assume from my lengthy, at times, posts- I hate typing and am really bad at it.
Try using the voice feature on your phone instead.

It's practically hands-free, and the mistakes it makes are better than autocorrect!
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Old 09-20-2015, 09:09 PM   #1192
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At least it would smell better.
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Old 09-20-2015, 10:11 PM   #1193
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At least it would smell better.
For a while. I still remember what Peach Schnappes vomit smells like. DAMHIKT
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Old 09-21-2015, 02:53 AM   #1194
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She was a famous skeptic of the "employees must wash their hands before returning to work" directive.
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Old 09-21-2015, 11:46 AM   #1195
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Well. That was unexpected!

I have recently accepted for consideration an application for the position of chief grape peeler, palm-frond-waver, and toe-sucker. Not my usual flavor, but he has not been intimidated by the strenuous interview process, and the vetting is going well thus far.

Also, his voice is sexy as fuck. Just sayin'.
Snuggle pounce!

Sexy as fuck voices should be cherished and hoarded. You go lady!
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Old 09-21-2015, 11:58 AM   #1196
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Sexy as fuck voices should be cherished and hoarded. You go lady!
Quoted for truth.
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Old 09-21-2015, 08:56 PM   #1197
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Old 09-21-2015, 11:36 PM   #1198
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Sexy as fuck voices should be cherished and hoarded. You go lady!

Now, you don't need to be a Dirty Bird to reply.
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Old 09-22-2015, 01:22 AM   #1199
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Snuggle pounce!

Sexy as fuck voices should be cherished and hoarded. You go lady!
*snuggles you back, and sneaks in a boob jiggle*

I knew you'd be proud. Oh, and the rest of him is pretty sexy, too.

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Not bad! Not bad at all!

I may have to save that to my wank account.
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Yes, why yes it is.
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