Annonymous

Dear anonymous, no it is not a true story. Fiction is, in my opinion, one of those thingies where its o.k. to tell a lie.

Lisa Denton said:

Dear anonymous, no it is not a true story. Fiction is, in my opinion, one of those thingies where its o.k. to tell a lie.

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Lisa, I'd love to know some more thingies you know about where lying is ok.

Dear anonymous:

Thank you for your comment, but I'm actually very well versed on the subjects of Genesis and Darwin's Theory of Evolution. Mixing the two ideas was totally intentional.

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Dear Annoymous, thank you so much.

1. The p-51D, with drop tanks was capable of escorting bombers all the way to Berlin and back.

2. The B-29's of the 509th composite group were specially modified, so yes, the interior did include a pressuriezed compartment even though there were no waist gun emplacements.

3. I don't have any plans to write a sequel, although I might if the characters tell me they have more to say

Dear Anonymous Hottie: I would love doing those things you suggest also but I don't know where you are and my wife wouldn't let me anyhow.

xoxo
George Boxlicker

Dear Anon,

I don't care if no young lady would let you look or feel under her skirt in 1950s Hicksville USA. That doesn't mean that every young lady in every town and country was equally resistant to the approaches of any male person.

Some of them might indeed have been 'prick-teasers' as you label them but has it ever occurred to you that their reluctance to lift their skirts might have something to do with your approach and lack of personal hygiene? A bath every Spring and Fall is not 'adequate' and 'Hiya Toots!' was dated even in the 1950s.

Perhaps you should read the Kinsey Report and gain vicarious sexual fulfilment from the quoted statistics. I cannot imagine that any woman, unless completely unconscious from alcohol or drugs, would let you approach within a hundred yards.

I am not 'demon-inspired' nor a 'damned fornicator'. References to verses in the Bible are not crushing rejoinders in debate.

Og

References to verses in the Bible are not crushing rejoinders in debate.

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That should be printed on pencils and given out to people as appropriate.

My sister is an attorney. She had some pencils made up for her clients to have, that they not forget how to act:

I respectfully refuse to answer questions on advice of counsel.

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Best damn pencils I ever saw! They ought to issue them, at birth, to children of criminals everywhere.

> This message contains feedback for: Dranoel
> About the submission: The Striped Shirt
> This feedback was sent by: Anonymous
>
> Comments:
>
> Don't mind me. I'm just doing at random.
>
> First thing first: "Pam" bothers me. And "Huge" bothers me too. (See what
ST had done to me?)
>
> The Age confuses me, but I can deal with that as long as it's legal.
>
> Stripes are OK if they are with stars. (I hate guns, but a 'blue' woman in
stars and stripes bikini panties are hot.)
>
> At the moment, I think I know what your eyes look like, and I think they
are beautiful. (Mind you, they could be a total lie, and in that case, I've
nowhere to go.)
>
> Time is not forever, you know.
>
> You know my name. You know what I look like. You know where I'm at. You
know how to get in touch with me.
>
> BTW, don't expect V-day card. But, I'll be on Lit anyway.
>
> P.S.
> I didn't read "Smack! Smack! Smack!" part. That's so not me.
> But I'll do it if you wanted.


While I do appreciate your taking the time to read part of the story, I think, you have me a bit confused.

The woman in this story is "Tricia" not "Pam".

I didn't describe Tricia as "Huge". In fact, after going over the story quickly I can't find where I used that word at all.

I didn't mention any ages, I never do. They don't really matter in my oppinion and that allows you to imagine them as any age you want to. In this case if you want to imagine them as a 14 yr old boy and his 10 yr old sister, that you could do that but I think that's going too far.

I like stars and stripes together too and red or blue doesn't matter to me, I voted for Paul Reubens.

If you don't like guns, that's ok. There aren't any guns in the story.

Considering my eyes are clearly visable in the pic in my writers profile, you should know what they look like.

Time IS forever. It's the only thing that is.

If I know who you are, why didn't you just tell me? 'Cause I'm lost at this point. I would have suspected you were CV, but I don't have a clue what or where it is.

If you didn't read the "SMACK!" part, you missed the point of the story. But at least that tells me you really did try to read it.

Thanks for keeping in touch, but go easy on the rum, too much can seriously affect your ability to communicate coherently.

Dran

i so wish i could write that coherently.

Colleen Thomas said:

Dear Annoymous, thank you so much.

1. The p-51D, with drop tanks was capable of escorting bombers all the way to Berlin and back.

2. The B-29's of the 509th composite group were specially modified, so yes, the interior did include a pressuriezed compartment even though there were no waist gun emplacements.

3. I don't have any plans to write a sequel, although I might if the characters tell me they have more to say

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Colly!!!! Did you write some lesbian bomber sex? Ooooh, with fighter escort also? I will go look later. Military aircraft and sex is a great idea, though kinda dangerous probably.

oggbashan said:

Dear Anon,

I don't care if no young lady would let you look or feel under her skirt in 1950s Hicksville USA. That doesn't mean that every young lady in every town and country was equally resistant to the approaches of any male person.

Some of them might indeed have been 'prick-teasers' as you label them but has it ever occurred to you that their reluctance to lift their skirts might have something to do with your approach and lack of personal hygiene? A bath every Spring and Fall is not 'adequate' and 'Hiya Toots!' was dated even in the 1950s.

Perhaps you should read the Kinsey Report and gain vicarious sexual fulfilment from the quoted statistics. I cannot imagine that any woman, unless completely unconscious from alcohol or drugs, would let you approach within a hundred yards.

I am not 'demon-inspired' nor a 'damned fornicator'. References to verses in the Bible are not crushing rejoinders in debate.

Og

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I agree!!!! You can tell by Og's hat that he is not a damned fornicator, though with the hat on he might be a damned good fornicator.

Dranoel said:

> This message contains feedback for: Dranoel
> About the submission: The Striped Shirt
> This feedback was sent by: Anonymous

> Stripes are OK if they are with stars. (I hate guns, but a 'blue' woman in
stars and stripes bikini panties are hot.)

> BTW, don't expect V-day card. But, I'll be on Lit anyway.
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If you don't like guns, that's ok. There aren't any guns in the story.

Thanks for keeping in touch, but go easy on the rum, too much can seriously affect your ability to communicate coherently.

Dran

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Dranoel, you shouldn't be so hard on anonymous, I mean, what good is rum and incoherence and sex without guns, maybe you should edit the story and put some guns in there.


P.S. Just kiddin

I shot a 44 magnum out in the desert once, aiming for a rabbit that was about six feet away. I missed, and literally fell over from the kickback. The guy who was teaching me to shoot fell about laughing. I hate to admit it, but I really enjoyed myself. I'd never shoot a person though, unless they were wearing Nike tracksuit bottoms with a shirt and tie.

Lisa Denton said:

Dranoel, you shouldn't be so hard on anonymous, I mean, what good is rum and incoherence and sex without guns, maybe you should edit the story and put some guns in there.


P.S. Just kiddin

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No, I think you're right. It does need some guns. The whole knife thing just came across too wimpy, don't you think? Maybe if I shot her panties off with a .460 Weatherby Magnum it would add some real drama to the story.

But that would mean rewriting the whole thing again. Nah I guess I'll just have to leave it like it is and take my chances with the Anonymu.

Dear Anonymous,

I can see why you would "Hate Macho Women". Apparently this view of yours includes every women who dares to think or act (gasp!) on her own initative without the wise and overriding counsel of such males as you. Thank you for placing me in that category.

By the way, as far as the "apparently wimp and dominated husband you must have" I enclose the following picture of my husband taken upon his retirement from the US Army. Please note the Combat Infantryman's Badge, the Master Paratroopers wings, the Ranger Tab. Examine the campaign ribbons and medals for valor from Vietnam to the Gulf. Please feel free to "spit in my face in his presence". Is your insurance paid up?

Thank you for your charming and interesting feedback,

Patricia

Dear Anonymous,

Check your fucking dictionary before you send me an email "correcting" my usage of a word.

Dear Anon,

If you had bothered to read the link, you would have realized that THE VOICE IN THE SOUND FILES IS NOT MINE!!!!!

Thank you,
Angela

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I get soooooo many emails telling me that they love my voice or that they think my voice sounds too young to really be me.

IT ISN'T MY VOICE

What really gives me a kick is that none of them seems to notice that there are two completely different women's voices in my sound files.

Rumple Foreskin said:

Yui, thanks. That was LOL/ROTF/LMAO priceless.

Rumple Foreskin

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Did he write you, too?! He had questions, but didn't know if I was Chinese or Japanese...

angela146 said:

Dear Anon,

If you had bothered to read the link, you would have realized that THE VOICE IN THE SOUND FILES IS NOT MINE!!!!!

Thank you,
Angela

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I get soooooo many emails telling me that they love my voice or that they think my voice sounds too young to really be me.

IT ISN'T MY VOICE

What really gives me a kick is that none of them seems to notice that there are two completely different women's voices in my sound files.

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There are?? I guess I was too busy looking at the pics to notice.

In response to this I received a few minutes ago on Atlantis Revisited, Ch. 1:

"Just how do you maintain 4.5 average with this story without cheating?

May be it's me who's crazy, not the world."

Hmmm.

You know, you might have something there. Of course, the 70 people that have voted on it, and have kept it above 4.5 know nothing, and you know it all.

Grow some balls, then we'll talk.

cloudy said:

In response to this I received a few minutes ago on Atlantis Revisited, Ch. 1:

"Just how do you maintain 4.5 average with this story without cheating?

May be it's me who's crazy, not the world."

Hmmm.

You know, you might have something there. Of course, the 70 people that have voted on it, and have kept it above 4.5 know nothing, and you know it all.

Grow some balls, then we'll talk.

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I wonder if Anon. knows how to cheat to keep a high average. Writers could go and vote a five on their own stories but I don't know that I would call that cheating.

Dear Anonymous,

No, "just anyone" could not write this story. While the plot may be simple, no one else can write my story the way I can. If you think "just anyone" can express characters the way I do, you can't have read too many different books. Why don't you remove that stick from your ass so you can sit down and enjoy something that was written with the express purpose of simple enjoyment.

Faithfully yours,
B



Seriously, doesn't anyone read to enjoy themselves anymore? I mean, really, does every single thing have to have an amazing, innovative, brilliant plotline to be enjoyed? Doesn't anyone like to read something that makes them smile?

brightlyiburn said:

Dear Anonymous,

No, "just anyone" could not write this story. While the plot may be simple, no one else can write my story the way I can. If you think "just anyone" can express characters the way I do, you can't have read too many different books. Why don't you remove that stick from your ass so you can sit down and enjoy something that was written with the express purpose of simple enjoyment.

Faithfully yours,
B



Seriously, doesn't anyone read to enjoy themselves anymore? I mean, really, does every single thing have to have an amazing, innovative, brilliant plotline to be enjoyed? Doesn't anyone like to read something that makes them smile?

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I just like to write something that will make them wet or hard, depending on gender.

cloudy said:

In response to this I received a few minutes ago on Atlantis Revisited, Ch. 1:

"Just how do you maintain 4.5 average with this story without cheating?

May be it's me who's crazy, not the world."

Hmmm.

You know, you might have something there. Of course, the 70 people that have voted on it, and have kept it above 4.5 know nothing, and you know it all.

Grow some balls, then we'll talk.

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Sounds like English Muffin/CV.