StrangeLife
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An Illustrated Guide to Frisky Euphemisms
Foreword
As the (sober) regulars of Authors Hangout might recall we have discussed the use of euphemisms in erotica on numerous occasions. And rightfully so, since it is a great way of introducing literary diversity into an act of nature that at its core is pretty simple. Thanks to the Literotica-writers creative usage of euphemisms - garnished with a liberal dose of colorful and imaginative adjectives - the simple process of human reproduction has been transformed into entertaining and stimulating erotic literature.
But what about the dyslexic authors? Like the people behind popular stories like "Hex With A Sore" and "Be Is Hanging My Wife"? Exactly! We cannot ignore these writers. It's just plain wrong! Therefore I have taken the liberty of initiating this thread, which is meant as an illustrated listing of cool euphemism. Please feel free to contribute.
(Oh btw. I mean no insult to the writers whose works I have used in my examples. Please accept the fame as a compliment from a fellow wordsmith.
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Locked in with a Succubus Ch. 12-13
manyeyedhydra (c)
"George's balls felt like they were boiling. He trembled as he tried to deny the instincts of his body."
Ahhh yes. Those boiling balls - one of my all time favorites actually. Haven't used it myself in any story, but I am definitely going to... as soon as I encounter a boilworthy set of gonads.
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Revenge Plan
ptstewart (c)
" I orgasmed hard, filling her cheating pussy with a bubbling froth of angry cum."
Even the the cum is pissed off in Pstewart's well crafted tale of revenge Cyrano de Bergerac style. No wonder - she's a total bitch!
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Opening Pandora's Box Ch. 09
rhjiv (c)
"I want to feel your cock explode in me."
A classic euphemism with fairly horrifying implications if taken too literally.
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Sweet Sweet Revenge
Many Feathers (c)
“I felt my cock lurch, sucked inwards suddenly into Shelly's ass, just as her sphincter seemingly clamped down on my prick and milked the first explosion from my balls so that I found myself bathing the entire inside of her ass in torrents of hot frothy cum juice.”
Far be it from me to fault the message of my feathery cumpatriot. Aint nothing better than beginning your day with a nice big glass of hot frothy cum juice. Yum yum!
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The Deflowering of Sue Ch. 01
maxNsue (c)
“I immediately bumped into her clit.”
I suppose this could be more or less pleasurable, depending on "how" exactly you bumped into that clit...
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My Husband
Ashson (c)
“When the end approached I just sailed in harder than ever. Hayley was practically yodelling, and when her climax hit her she just screamed.”
This one made me realize that there are still some things I want to try before I kick that proverbial bucket. Like fucking a woman till she starts yodeling!! Wifey doesn't know it yet, but our next vacation goes to Switzerland. We're gonna get them yodeling skills honed...
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Who's There?
Many Feathers (c)
“The cum-butter they'd been churning had already given notice that it was ready to erupt, the twin tongues of pleasure more rapidly dancing, mouth's now surrounding along both sides of my shaft, sliding up and down together, mouthing the head of my prick together in perfect coordination.”
Churning the cum-butter? Love it! This is possibly my second favorite.
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When The Past Comes Back To Bite You
likegoodwine (c)
“It didn't take long for both of us to reach climax.”
At least not if you are in Georgia....
Foreword
As the (sober) regulars of Authors Hangout might recall we have discussed the use of euphemisms in erotica on numerous occasions. And rightfully so, since it is a great way of introducing literary diversity into an act of nature that at its core is pretty simple. Thanks to the Literotica-writers creative usage of euphemisms - garnished with a liberal dose of colorful and imaginative adjectives - the simple process of human reproduction has been transformed into entertaining and stimulating erotic literature.
But what about the dyslexic authors? Like the people behind popular stories like "Hex With A Sore" and "Be Is Hanging My Wife"? Exactly! We cannot ignore these writers. It's just plain wrong! Therefore I have taken the liberty of initiating this thread, which is meant as an illustrated listing of cool euphemism. Please feel free to contribute.
(Oh btw. I mean no insult to the writers whose works I have used in my examples. Please accept the fame as a compliment from a fellow wordsmith.
)******************************
Locked in with a Succubus Ch. 12-13
manyeyedhydra (c)
"George's balls felt like they were boiling. He trembled as he tried to deny the instincts of his body."
Ahhh yes. Those boiling balls - one of my all time favorites actually. Haven't used it myself in any story, but I am definitely going to... as soon as I encounter a boilworthy set of gonads.
******************************
Revenge Plan
ptstewart (c)
" I orgasmed hard, filling her cheating pussy with a bubbling froth of angry cum."
Even the the cum is pissed off in Pstewart's well crafted tale of revenge Cyrano de Bergerac style. No wonder - she's a total bitch!
***********************************
Opening Pandora's Box Ch. 09
rhjiv (c)
"I want to feel your cock explode in me."
A classic euphemism with fairly horrifying implications if taken too literally.
********************************
Sweet Sweet Revenge
Many Feathers (c)
“I felt my cock lurch, sucked inwards suddenly into Shelly's ass, just as her sphincter seemingly clamped down on my prick and milked the first explosion from my balls so that I found myself bathing the entire inside of her ass in torrents of hot frothy cum juice.”
Far be it from me to fault the message of my feathery cumpatriot. Aint nothing better than beginning your day with a nice big glass of hot frothy cum juice. Yum yum!
*************************
The Deflowering of Sue Ch. 01
maxNsue (c)
“I immediately bumped into her clit.”
I suppose this could be more or less pleasurable, depending on "how" exactly you bumped into that clit...
****************************
My Husband
Ashson (c)
“When the end approached I just sailed in harder than ever. Hayley was practically yodelling, and when her climax hit her she just screamed.”
This one made me realize that there are still some things I want to try before I kick that proverbial bucket. Like fucking a woman till she starts yodeling!! Wifey doesn't know it yet, but our next vacation goes to Switzerland. We're gonna get them yodeling skills honed...
*****************************
Who's There?
Many Feathers (c)
“The cum-butter they'd been churning had already given notice that it was ready to erupt, the twin tongues of pleasure more rapidly dancing, mouth's now surrounding along both sides of my shaft, sliding up and down together, mouthing the head of my prick together in perfect coordination.”
Churning the cum-butter? Love it! This is possibly my second favorite.
*******************************
When The Past Comes Back To Bite You
likegoodwine (c)
“It didn't take long for both of us to reach climax.”
At least not if you are in Georgia....
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