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Old 07-13-2018, 10:50 PM   #4551
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The fine line between make-up and make out...
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Old 07-15-2018, 01:01 PM   #4552
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An age old question: Is break up sex a good idea?

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Old 07-15-2018, 03:53 PM   #4553
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An age old question: Is break up sex a good idea?

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Age-old question number two: What noise annoys an oyster most?
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Old 07-15-2018, 04:14 PM   #4554
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Age-old question number two: What noise annoys an oyster most?
Frank Crumit had a similar question a century or so ago:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM67zj-IKOk

I'm not sure whether he got an answer. . . .
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Old 07-16-2018, 03:11 PM   #4555
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Frank Crumit had a similar question a century or so ago:-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM67zj-IKOk

I'm not sure whether he got an answer. . . .
Must most oysters be moist to keep from becoming musty?

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Old 07-16-2018, 05:49 PM   #4556
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Must most oysters be moist to keep from becoming musty?

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Old 07-17-2018, 01:32 PM   #4557
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This is why you never steal a walrus's parking spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Yw7Vp5Kfk

Try explaining that to your insurance agent.

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Old 07-17-2018, 04:39 PM   #4558
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This is why you never steal a walrus's parking spot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-Yw7Vp5Kfk

Try explaining that to your insurance agent.

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The wife of a pal of mine had a problem in her car; she collided with a Badger ( see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger ). As is all too frequent with firms dealing with the public these days, the call centre was in India, so there was a certain 'difficulty' with understanding.
She gave up when the clot at the other end said "What sort of car is a Badger?"
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The wife of a pal of mine had a problem in her car; she collided with a Badger ( see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger ). As is all too frequent with firms dealing with the public these days, the call centre was in India, so there was a certain 'difficulty' with understanding.
She gave up when the clot at the other end said "What sort of car is a Badger?"
There actually was a car named Badger and was the first to feature four-wheel-drive...but the odds of being hit by one in the last 75 years would be pretty slim.



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The wife of a pal of mine had a problem in her car; she collided with a Badger ( see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Badger ). As is all too frequent with firms dealing with the public these days, the call centre was in India, so there was a certain 'difficulty' with understanding.
She gave up when the clot at the other end said "What sort of car is a Badger?"
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There actually was a car named Badger and was the first to feature four-wheel-drive...but the odds of being hit by one in the last 75 years would be pretty slim.



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If it wasn't the car called Badger she collided with, you must have some hell of a size badger in the UK to warrant such actions after a collision. Here, if you hit one and it sticks, you just stop and knock it off the grill.
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If it wasn't the car called Badger she collided with, you must have some hell of a size badger in the UK to warrant such actions after a collision. Here, if you hit one and it sticks, you just stop and knock it off the grill.
It is an animal about the size of a medium-large dog (Alsatian, 80kg ?).
And it got under the radiator and caught up in the fan belts etc..
It was not a pretty sight, by all accounts.
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It is an animal about the size of a medium-large dog (Alsatian, 80kg ?).
And it got under the radiator and caught up in the fan belts etc..
It was not a pretty sight, by all accounts.
Looking for a nice nest, I guess. He should have tried the more comfortable life at Toad Hall.
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Looking for a nice nest, I guess. He should have tried the more comfortable life at Toad Hall.
If he ever managed to find his spectacles.
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Looking for a nice nest, I guess. He should have tried the more comfortable life at Toad Hall.
If he ever managed to find his spectacles.
The garage to whom it was taken were heard to remark that it had better go to the Vets first.
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If he ever managed to find his spectacles.
The garage to whom it was taken were heard to remark that it had better go to the Vets first.
Animals and cars rarely mix well. The worst one I ever heard of was a guy driving a Corvette hitting a 400# deer head on at about 60 MPH.

That low slung hood took the buck off his feet and made the perfect ramp for him to slide up the hood, through the windshield, and land (still alive & kicking) right in the driver's lap.

Not exactly the way most people would choose to die

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Animals and cars rarely mix well. The worst one I ever heard of was a guy driving a Corvette hitting a 400# deer head on at about 60 MPH.

That low slung hood took the buck off his feet and made the perfect ramp for him to slide up the hood, through the windshield, and land (still alive & kicking) right in the driver's lap.

Not exactly the way most people would choose to die

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Here, it's more often a male moose (1000-1500 lbs). I guess you're lucky if it's a female (500-800 lbs).
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Here, it's more often a male moose (1000-1500 lbs). I guess you're lucky if it's a female (500-800 lbs).
When I lived on the Canadian border in New York, one of the first traffic rules I was taught by the locals was: "Moose always have the right of way."

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When I lived on the Canadian border in New York, one of the first traffic rules I was taught by the locals was: "Moose always have the right of way."

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No moose in my part of the "North" but lots of deer and elk that "meat" the same end. For the purposes of eventually arguing with an insurance adjustor, we are taught at a young age to say "The deer/elk hit my car" rather than "I hit a deer/elk" ensuring the fault sits squarely in the lap of the beast rather than the driver. Even if the beast ends up in the lap of the driver, who, if it was an elk, would most likely not be making a claim anyway as pointed out earlier in the thread.
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I remember a pal of mine in the 1970s telling us that his car collided with a prized Bull which was escaping from the farm.
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And then there is Donna, the lady who wants Deer Crossing signs to be moved to safer areas.
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And then there is Donna, the lady who wants Deer Crossing signs to be moved to safer areas.
Thank you for reminding me about this famous piece.
It's a real hoot.
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Thank you for reminding me about this famous piece.
It's a real hoot.
I wonder how many times she has sat at a stop sign waiting for it to change colors?

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I wonder how many times she has sat at a stop sign waiting for it to change colors?

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As I recall, after she'd had a real think about it and realised her error, she phone the station and admitted her silliness.
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As I recall, after she'd had a real think about it and realised her error, she phone the station and admitted her silliness.
Now, if only many of our politicians would do the same...
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Now, if only many of our politicians would do the same...
Silliness? Most politicians accelerated right past that long ago and shifted into full-blown stupidity.

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