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Leon sat at his usual spot in the bar, enjoy his ale and listening to the chatter of the town. He was already three pints in and was well on his way through the fourth. He always did this, he had been a hunter before being attacked in the woods. Now he was physically able to work, but anytime he tried to go on a hunt his chest tightened, and his eyes spun. He would have to grab his flask and down the contents until the world spun the same speed as his mind. Then he would crawl back to town, face the jeers and stares from the town folk as he wobbled and caught himself on anything steady enough. That was what happen today, he had left to go hunting early and instead found himself at the tavern, ankle deep in booze. From across the room, he could hear some of the men laughing, they were pissed drunk and almost yelling while trying to be secretive.
Hey Vinney, I can’t believe you would let that little farm girl shrug you off that way, she was downright rude to you. Ignoring you like that!
It’s alright boys, I’ll get her, some just play hard to get, even a house mouse like that really wants to take a stroll down a man like me.
They broke out into laughter, Leon’s fist clenched around his flagon handle. Men like this were always harassing the town girls, it sickened him. He had slept with a few of them, and some even tried to marry him, but after his drinking, most of them just stepped aside for him. But he didn’t hold that against them, he knew why they did, he just couldn’t help it at the moment. But he could help these men earn a bit of respect. His drunken stupor drove him, standing up he strolled over to them, sloshing his ale the entire way. He Snuggled up to the one that was identified as Vinney.
“Hello good sir, I couldn’t help but overhear your racket. I do say if you would want to attract such fine women as that live in this hamlet, one would want to decrease the volume and increase the substance of conversations. “
He smiled, the words were slurred, but he got his point across. Some of the patrons snickered and the man's face turned as red as a scaled hounds bottom. The hay maker came fast, Vinney spun off his stool and tried to catch Leon on the right side of his chin. Luckily for Leon, the booze had thrown off his equilibrium and he spun, and the hay maker went wild. Almost by accident when he fell, he tripped them both sending Vinney into his friend’s lap, face first. A loud ooof, later and his friend had pushed Vinney off and onto the floor and tried to tackle Leon. He collided, sliding Leon and himself across the floor and into the nearby wall. The red headed giant had used the opportunity to stand up and walk toward them. His colossal hands picked Leon up, squaring the Leon up for another punch. What he did not expect was a flagon, half full of stale ale to come in contact with the side of his head.
Leon was all but unprepared for the response. The man to be known as Vinney, stood there for a moment, ale dripping down his face and proceeded to throw Leon no only out of the bar, but through the only remaining window in the place (the rest had been boarded up due to some misadventures with some adventurers earlier in the week). Leon hit the ground outside with a resounding thump, his face digging a small groove into the ground before coming to a stop and pushing a small bit of dirt onto the cutest bare feet he had ever seen.
He could hear the monster coming through the door before the guards got to him. Gathering himself and climbing to his feet, he threw his hands around the owner of the feet and whispered in her ear.
“Look, I don’t want to spend the night in the jail, and if you would be so kind since I was defending the honor of every maiden from this oaf, could you tell the kind guards that we were out for a stroll before they showed up?”
His ale wearing off he finally came to a few his senses and realized who he had his arm thrown around. She had grown up mostly alongside him. Trissie Marti, the prettiest girl in the village, he gulped he was screwed, she had always rebuffed his advances before and he resigned his fate to the night in the jail with Vinney the half-ogre giant and his lap pillow friend. He decided then that maybe the ale wasn’t the best thing to supplement his charisma with.
Hey Vinney, I can’t believe you would let that little farm girl shrug you off that way, she was downright rude to you. Ignoring you like that!
It’s alright boys, I’ll get her, some just play hard to get, even a house mouse like that really wants to take a stroll down a man like me.
They broke out into laughter, Leon’s fist clenched around his flagon handle. Men like this were always harassing the town girls, it sickened him. He had slept with a few of them, and some even tried to marry him, but after his drinking, most of them just stepped aside for him. But he didn’t hold that against them, he knew why they did, he just couldn’t help it at the moment. But he could help these men earn a bit of respect. His drunken stupor drove him, standing up he strolled over to them, sloshing his ale the entire way. He Snuggled up to the one that was identified as Vinney.
“Hello good sir, I couldn’t help but overhear your racket. I do say if you would want to attract such fine women as that live in this hamlet, one would want to decrease the volume and increase the substance of conversations. “
He smiled, the words were slurred, but he got his point across. Some of the patrons snickered and the man's face turned as red as a scaled hounds bottom. The hay maker came fast, Vinney spun off his stool and tried to catch Leon on the right side of his chin. Luckily for Leon, the booze had thrown off his equilibrium and he spun, and the hay maker went wild. Almost by accident when he fell, he tripped them both sending Vinney into his friend’s lap, face first. A loud ooof, later and his friend had pushed Vinney off and onto the floor and tried to tackle Leon. He collided, sliding Leon and himself across the floor and into the nearby wall. The red headed giant had used the opportunity to stand up and walk toward them. His colossal hands picked Leon up, squaring the Leon up for another punch. What he did not expect was a flagon, half full of stale ale to come in contact with the side of his head.
Leon was all but unprepared for the response. The man to be known as Vinney, stood there for a moment, ale dripping down his face and proceeded to throw Leon no only out of the bar, but through the only remaining window in the place (the rest had been boarded up due to some misadventures with some adventurers earlier in the week). Leon hit the ground outside with a resounding thump, his face digging a small groove into the ground before coming to a stop and pushing a small bit of dirt onto the cutest bare feet he had ever seen.
He could hear the monster coming through the door before the guards got to him. Gathering himself and climbing to his feet, he threw his hands around the owner of the feet and whispered in her ear.
“Look, I don’t want to spend the night in the jail, and if you would be so kind since I was defending the honor of every maiden from this oaf, could you tell the kind guards that we were out for a stroll before they showed up?”
His ale wearing off he finally came to a few his senses and realized who he had his arm thrown around. She had grown up mostly alongside him. Trissie Marti, the prettiest girl in the village, he gulped he was screwed, she had always rebuffed his advances before and he resigned his fate to the night in the jail with Vinney the half-ogre giant and his lap pillow friend. He decided then that maybe the ale wasn’t the best thing to supplement his charisma with.