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plaid poppycock

...and no, I didn't buy the poppycock expressly with this thread in mind.
 
Naked chocolate covered coconut bar.

I really need to rethink this. The song will be half over by the time they've announced me.
 
And now entering the stage... Plaid Ham!

Doesn't work. That gets nobody excited
 
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