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Old 11-03-2017, 03:36 PM   #4976
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Despite being strangers, I can't resist the urge to express my empathy for you in this situation. It sounds to me that this guy, on top of being painfully shy, just plainly lacked any sort of etiquette or courtesy. Seems to me it's fortunate to have only lost 30 mins of your time.
Thanks! I think you're right. I'm glad I didn't waste any more time on this dude!

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Back in my dating days, I'd always pick something off the menu either I really really liked or had never tried. So if the date totally sucked, at the very least, I could say I had a great meal.
That's a great idea. I'm doing it next time.
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:20 PM   #4977
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Helping my dad download pics from his phone. Somehow we got in to MY google pictures, which then got transferred in to his google pictures. I got a new phone about a month ago and forgot to turn OFF sync photos - so a bunch of images I might not want my dad to see got synced up in to my google pictures, which are now on my dad's computer. (These include my Lit halloween banana picture along with a few other nekkid things)



I tried to be all stealthy and quick delete said pics but I didn't have time.

I'm horrified.
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:26 PM   #4978
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:39 PM   #4979
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Helping my dad download pics from his phone. Somehow we got in to MY google pictures, which then got transferred in to his google pictures. I got a new phone about a month ago and forgot to turn OFF sync photos - so a bunch of images I might not want my dad to see got synced up in to my google pictures, which are now on my dad's computer. (These include my Lit halloween banana picture along with a few other nekkid things)



I tried to be all stealthy and quick delete said pics but I didn't have time.

I'm horrified.

Oh damn! Cookie, this sucks! I am sorry.

This gives me hives just thinking about it.
 

Old 11-03-2017, 10:52 PM   #4980
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Oh damn! Cookie, this sucks! I am sorry.

This gives me hives just thinking about it.

What on earth is your AV? LOL
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Old 11-03-2017, 10:53 PM   #4981
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:02 PM   #4982
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Oh damn! Cookie, this sucks! I am sorry.

This gives me hives just thinking about it.
Yeahhhh. Damn. I feel like you need to do heist movie stuff to wipe that, Cookie. Is there no way to beg to use his computer this weekend??
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:07 PM   #4983
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Helping my dad download pics from his phone. Somehow we got in to MY google pictures, which then got transferred in to his google pictures. I got a new phone about a month ago and forgot to turn OFF sync photos - so a bunch of images I might not want my dad to see got synced up in to my google pictures, which are now on my dad's computer. (These include my Lit halloween banana picture along with a few other nekkid things)



I tried to be all stealthy and quick delete said pics but I didn't have time.

I'm horrified.
I have been there.

My mother has never let me forget.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:14 PM   #4984
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Helping my dad download pics from his phone. Somehow we got in to MY google pictures, which then got transferred in to his google pictures. I got a new phone about a month ago and forgot to turn OFF sync photos - so a bunch of images I might not want my dad to see got synced up in to my google pictures, which are now on my dad's computer. (These include my Lit halloween banana picture along with a few other nekkid things)



I tried to be all stealthy and quick delete said pics but I didn't have time.

I'm horrified.
Yes.
This happens.
Ugh, cookie.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:19 PM   #4985
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I learnt today....


Wait did that used to be the name if a thread?

Anyway I learned today that when I fall asleep with sinus pain (not migraines just sinus) I moan in pain, like a zombie, so loud I wake myself up.... And then don't know what woke me up apart from the pain.

My wife understandably assumed i knew. After all, who would guess anyone moaning that loud could possibly be asleep.
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:27 PM   #4986
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My dad is actually on this site, probably not chatting or here, but I live in terror of him figuring out who I am. (I saw the app on his desktop one day)
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Old 11-03-2017, 11:49 PM   #4987
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My dad is actually on this site, probably not chatting or here, but I live in terror of him figuring out who I am. (I saw the app on his desktop one day)
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Old 11-04-2017, 12:14 AM   #4988
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My dad is actually on this site, probably not chatting or here, but I live in terror of him figuring out who I am. (I saw the app on his desktop one day)


(couldn't resist)
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Old 11-04-2017, 12:24 AM   #4989
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Old 11-04-2017, 05:32 AM   #4990
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What on earth is your AV? LOL
It appears to be a woman riding a turkey on a leash of some sort. The turkey is on the leash...not the woman...sadly.

She seems happy about it though.

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Old 11-04-2017, 08:55 AM   #4991
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Helping my dad download pics from his phone. Somehow we got in to MY google pictures, which then got transferred in to his google pictures. I got a new phone about a month ago and forgot to turn OFF sync photos - so a bunch of images I might not want my dad to see got synced up in to my google pictures, which are now on my dad's computer. (These include my Lit halloween banana picture along with a few other nekkid things)



I tried to be all stealthy and quick delete said pics but I didn't have time.

I'm horrified.
Ohhhh no. Horror of horrors! This is my worst nightmare!
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Old 11-05-2017, 10:50 AM   #4992
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My new invisaligners had an irritating edge on the rear left inside of the aligner. My tongue and mouth are so sore it hurts to swallow. And I AM NOT going to lick anything this weekend.

Drinking my morning coffee is not fun today.
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Old 11-05-2017, 11:55 AM   #4993
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My new invisaligners had an irritating edge on the rear left inside of the aligner. My tongue and mouth are so sore it hurts to swallow. And I AM NOT going to lick anything this weekend.

Drinking my morning coffee is not fun today.
Arenít you a little OLD for braces?

*runs*
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Old 11-05-2017, 12:11 PM   #4994
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Yes, I'm OLD (dammit).

However, I broke a tooth and it should go back into the correct position before the restoration is done. They tell me it'll take about 6 months to do that. So, yeah, braces at 58.

New news:

I now have 2 published stories here on Lit. One is a novella (29k words) in the Incest/Taboo category but not so much about incest - read the reviews) and it's controversial on the accuracy of the subject matter description. The other is a short story (Romance category about a love letter in music).

So, for those of you who read, there's 2 you've probably not read. You should be able to get to them in my profile under "Stories". If not I'll switch to my other computer and post links.

Now, back to not wanting to swallow. Or talk. Or eat. Or...
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Old 11-05-2017, 12:43 PM   #4995
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Yes, I'm OLD (dammit).

However, I broke a tooth and it should go back into the correct position before the restoration is done. They tell me it'll take about 6 months to do that. So, yeah, braces at 58.

New news:

I now have 2 published stories here on Lit. One is a novella (29k words) in the Incest/Taboo category but not so much about incest - read the reviews) and it's controversial on the accuracy of the subject matter description. The other is a short story (Romance category about a love letter in music).

So, for those of you who read, there's 2 you've probably not read. You should be able to get to them in my profile under "Stories". If not I'll switch to my other computer and post links.

Now, back to not wanting to swallow. Or talk. Or eat. Or...
I've been firmly in Non-Con. I don't go to Incest Taboo much.
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Old 11-05-2017, 12:53 PM   #4996
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I've been firmly in Non-Con. I don't go to Incest Taboo much.
Non-con... *deep sighs and swoons*
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Old 11-05-2017, 12:56 PM   #4997
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Non-con... *deep sighs and swoons*
For sick fucks like us.
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Old 11-05-2017, 01:47 PM   #4998
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I've been firmly in Non-Con. I don't go to Incest Taboo much.
It's not really an incest story. Instead it's about a new stepmom who gets talked into having an ongoing affair with the twin steps who everyone thinks are having incestuous sex with each other. She doesn't want to but gives in. They all get caught eventually but it works out in the end.

There are more than enough explicit and steamy bits to satisfy anyone male or female. It's also told from a First Person female POV and has good ratings and an H.

The other story is short (8K words) and is cute. Not much reference to sex but there's a lot of reference to music. The characters are unique with a lot of understated references that become more obvious as the reader gets deeper into the story. Lots of unexpected details but the ratings aren't as high because there's no actual sex scenes.
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Old 11-05-2017, 01:59 PM   #4999
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I never read the incest section even if itís ďnot really incest.Ē When I read erotica, I hate long drawn out stories and just really donít care about the character backgrounds. Iím not reading for a great story and donít care about the writing much at all. Iím just looking to get off and have something for the spank bank later. Non-con and sci-fi is where itís at. Preferably both together. Anything else is just a waste of my time.
 

Old 11-05-2017, 09:18 PM   #5000
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