NFL 2018-2019 Season Thread
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Admiral_Ackbar
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Chick I just started dating told me yesterday she was a Pats fan. Deal breaker. She didn't believe me. I haven't called since.
RoryN
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0f course she didn't. In her world, fandom only means something when your team wins all the time.
IG_88
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Lots of interesting things to watch the first couple weeks. Roster drama, age questions, coaches on the hot seat before the season even begins, snowflakes getting riled up over a guy on his knees.
Leveon signs by week 3 but gets traded cuz Connor turns out to be pretty good.
Browns start Mayfield by week 4 or earlier.
Brady hits the wall and is comforted by a super model.
Zeke has spectacular year cuz no distractions like last season. I do NOT have him on any fantasy teams either. I was hoping to but I do have Gurley on one. All my others my pick was so high I was lucky to get an RB with 2 working feet.
Luck does ok but over a year off is too much and the word "overrated" starts getting used.
The Bills will suck so much ass they'll change name to the Rimjobs.
Eli gets benched again.
Leveon signs by week 3 but gets traded cuz Connor turns out to be pretty good.
Browns start Mayfield by week 4 or earlier.
Brady hits the wall and is comforted by a super model.
Zeke has spectacular year cuz no distractions like last season. I do NOT have him on any fantasy teams either. I was hoping to but I do have Gurley on one. All my others my pick was so high I was lucky to get an RB with 2 working feet.
Luck does ok but over a year off is too much and the word "overrated" starts getting used.
The Bills will suck so much ass they'll change name to the Rimjobs.
Eli gets benched again.
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NFL Football is back! I'm icing up the beer and lacing up my Nikes.
Ain't American great!
Ain't American great!
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nowisthetime
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I don't blame you.
We both hate the Pats, too.
I'm fine with anyone winning, but them.
Im sure it wasnt that
Im sure she had a BAD CUNT and you want out
or more likely, she wanted YOU OUT
IG_88
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There ya go. Don't care if Satan was playing them, I'd root for him to tear their souls apart, eat the pieces and shit them out all over Boston in a glorious display of evil the likes of which has never been seen before and never will again.
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Like the Browns. Steelers giving them a few chances to make it interesting but ya know, the Browns.
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First decent team in long ass time. Rome was not built in a day.
Luk
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Taylor looks terrible but Ben had 3 picks in the first half.
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Taylor has like -4 passing yards and all 3 of Ben's picks were gifts and had nothing to do with the defense.
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In the past, there would never be 3 picks.
IG_88
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Two years under this coach and they have exactly one win. Rome at least had some shit built in a couple years.
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Do you have any idea who are the offensive and defensive coaches this year?
Before jumping to conclusions you might want to go look.
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Success on one team does not mean success on another.
