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smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Now, now, endowed white man.
Play nice. We've got a thread to blow up here!

Ok,only because you asked.

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

Que said:
That is surprising. Mr. Noone has very good diction, but I have never known him to pick on those that do not.

I lived in Maine for a bit in my youth. You got in the cawah and went to the stowa, ayuh?

I guess it was his way of flirting.

My poor accent is so confused these days. I have bastard diction.

parodyluvr75 · Oct 1, 2015

Lord Pmann · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
I love Boston. I fit right in.
I pahk the cah and noone makes fun of me.

I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

smoothg103rd said:
Ok,only because you asked.

Well that was easy. You're the first guy to comply without demanding to see my tits.
#gay?

smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Tastes like squirrel. Mmmmm

You just turned my stomach.

Lord Pmann · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
I guess it was his way of flirting.

My poor accent is so confused these days. I have bastard diction.

"Bastuhd" diction, as you say.

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

Lord Pmann said:
I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

Turd. I say that with an r just fine.

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

Lord Pmann said:
I once asked my Australian friend to say the following sentence:

The rural juror has urban fervor.

Holy shit that was the funniest thing ever.

Lord Pmann said:
"Bastuhd" diction, as you say.

Bahsted

smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Well that was easy. You're the first guy to comply without demanding to see my tits.
#gay?

There is only one way to find out. Put me in a room with you and see if I don't get brick hard.

Conager · Oct 1, 2015

Oh look! Up on the tree. An underdtessed damsel in distress. Aren't you supposed to have one of those pointy princess hats on?

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

smoothg103rd said:
There is only one way to find out. Put me in a room with you and see if I don't get brick hard.

Haha. That doesn't prove much, unfortunately. Gay guys get hard, too.
Nice try, though

nymph817 · Oct 1, 2015

Conager said:
Oh look! Up on the tree. An underdtessed damsel in distress. Aren't you supposed to have one of those pointy princess hats on?

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What is the purpose of a princess conical hat anyways ?

I mean she looks up at something and the person behind her, "OW ! My eye !"

smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Haha. That doesn't prove much, unfortunately. Gay guys get hard, too.
Nice try, though

Now I feel like I'm obligated to ask for tits.

parodyluvr75 · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

smoothg103rd said:
Now I feel like I'm obligated to ask for tits.

Too late. Here, have a taint.

Filthy parsnip!!

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

parodyluvr75 said:

What a slut, dancing in the nude.

nymph817 · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
What a slut, dancing in the nude.

You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

smoothg103rd · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Too late. Here, have a taint.

Filthy parsnip!!

Hu boy, I never get any tits

.

aussiegeekygal · Oct 1, 2015

nymph817 said:
You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

Nah, I like 'em nude, but there's no shaming fun if I embrace that opinion.

nymph817 · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
Nah, I like 'em nude, but there's no shaming fun if I embrace that opinion.

ASCII and ye shall receive. [IMAGE].

Wonder how long that took 'em to knit that sweater.

parodyluvr75 · Oct 1, 2015

nymph817 said:
You would prefer a clothed tree ? Surely no-one has done that yet ...

Think again.

And this tease.
http://www.unitedwithlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wedding-dress-hanging-from-tree.jpg

parodyluvr75 · Oct 1, 2015

aussiegeekygal said:
What a slut, dancing in the nude.

All trees are slutty, it's a fact.

BiTodd · Oct 1, 2015

1HF said:
It's the only way I can feel alive. Feeling the tree bark scratch my skin, the danger of falling. Ahhhh what a rush.

A real pervert just like me...

nymph817 · Oct 1, 2015

parodyluvr75 said:
Think again.

And this tease.
http://www.unitedwithlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/wedding-dress-hanging-from-tree.jpg

Let's plug her in and see if her teeth light up.

Ow, can't keep my eyes open. Guess my meds have finally kicked in.

Goodnight, you all are the greatest !

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