How to ruin a sexual mood in one sentence.

Pocketshaver · Mar 4, 2019

him "couldn't you have cleaned the litter box out?"
her "I don't have a cat"

LexxRuthless · Mar 4, 2019

"Is it supposed to look like that?"

Kantarii · Mar 4, 2019

You never asked me to pay for sex with you before - why now?

Kant

LexxRuthless · Mar 4, 2019

"Aw, dammit, I've got a pubic hair stuck in my teeth--no, it's not yours."

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 4, 2019

"Personally I'm disappointed that the MCU deviated so much from the original comic story line in Infinity War but what can you do. So what theory do you like best about Avengers Endgame and how they defeat Thanos?"

Handley_Page · Mar 4, 2019

What anode load would you recommend for an EL34 PA, at 300v HT ?

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 4, 2019

Handley_Page said:
What anode load would you recommend for an EL34 PA, at 300v HT ?

I don't know HP that kinda got me revved up

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 4, 2019

So next week I'm defending my theses on the reproductive habits of the banded nematode when uv exceeds 300nm and in mediums where the Na >220ppm. There was an absolutely fascinating article in 1956... Hey where are you going?

Mazim_Cetero · Mar 4, 2019

Hi! I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?

Kantarii · Mar 5, 2019

I really hope that’s a peanut butter stain in you panties

Kant

Handley_Page · Mar 5, 2019

JanusGoneAwry said:
I don't know HP that kinda got me revved up

About 5k6, I'm told

Kantarii · Mar 5, 2019

After opening the bathroom door. WTF- are you playing with your vibrator again?

Kant

ttvttp · Mar 5, 2019

Mazim_Cetero said:
Hi! I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. Why don't you take a seat?

Some of these I can get behind. Love this one so much. Though now it would probably be different. He owes a lot of money.

JamesMiehoff · Mar 5, 2019

The doctor said I should wait until the tests come back negative, but hey, let's live a little!

James

Hypoxia · Mar 6, 2019

(Any mention of members of the current first family.)

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 6, 2019

"You know how sometimes when you fart you kind of, well you know, loose control a bit? Well I think I just peed inside you."

Kantarii · Mar 6, 2019

Why can’t the dog sleep outside tonight?

Kant

Kantarii · Mar 6, 2019

Why do we always have to do it your way.

Hypoxia · Mar 6, 2019

Don't mind the chainsaw.

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 7, 2019

"So, as I understand it and correct me if I'm wrong, no matter how much time I spend inside you I still can't claim your cunt as a second home."

AwkwardMD · Mar 7, 2019

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

JanusGoneAwry · Mar 7, 2019

"Now listen here you fucking shit weasel, I don't give a fuck if you are crushed under the tires of a truck or if your guts are strewn across the road and eaten by squirrels don't E V E R call me again. Can you believe the nerve of your son, wanting a ride home from school?"

Kantarii · Mar 7, 2019

You might think you’re God’s gift in bed, but after last night - you suck so bad I can’t even return you to Walmart.

Kant

Kantarii · Mar 7, 2019

AwkwardMD said:
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

What?!?!? The Harry Potter look isn’t in for Cosplay or Halloween?

Kant

Handley_Page · Mar 7, 2019

No, Madam, you cannot wear your Wellington Boots in this bed!

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