Old 12-11-2012, 05:09 AM   #251026
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Old 12-11-2012, 05:37 AM   #251027
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:32 AM   #251028
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:38 AM   #251029
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:39 AM   #251030
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Old 12-11-2012, 09:43 AM   #251032
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:05 AM   #251033
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:07 AM   #251034
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:28 AM   #251035
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I get it.

And really, you're great, too.
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:33 AM   #251036
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:37 AM   #251037
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:40 AM   #251038
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Old 12-11-2012, 10:42 AM   #251039
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:03 AM   #251040
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:04 AM   #251041
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The average prison sentence for men who kill their intimate partners is 2 to 6 years.

Women who kill their partners are sentenced, on average, to 15 years.
 

Old 12-11-2012, 11:15 AM   #251042
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Women who kill their partners are sentenced, on average, to 15 years.
We're s'posed to be meek.
 

Old 12-11-2012, 11:27 AM   #251043
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:38 AM   #251044
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Old 12-11-2012, 11:49 AM   #251045
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That moment of terror when you can't take your final because the professor forgot to put your class into the online testing system or something and you only have 2 hours to take the test.

Yeah.

That's how I started my morning.

Running all over hell's half acre trying to find a lab I could log into, not being able to log into any of them, and sending about a dozen frantic emails to my professor.

I took the test eventually, and managed to pull out an 85%
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:01 PM   #251046
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That moment of terror when you can't take your final because the professor forgot to put your class into the online testing system or something and you only have 2 hours to take the test.

Yeah.

That's how I started my morning.

Running all over hell's half acre trying to find a lab I could log into, not being able to log into any of them, and sending about a dozen frantic emails to my professor.

I took the test eventually, and managed to pull out an 85%
Forgot? FORGOT?!

You should get more than 85% for pain and suffering.
 

Old 12-11-2012, 12:09 PM   #251047
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:26 PM   #251048
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Old 12-11-2012, 12:38 PM   #251050
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