Old 12-09-2012, 10:00 PM   #250826
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Well I appreciate that I was not asked to help with the painting and hanging, you are still not allowed near my work bench again. There is a order to things dam you!!!
You can help hang, mud, sand and paint the labooritory...a 22 x 13 run and a 22 x 11'6 run...both slanted...one wraps 5 windows...prepare to sweat!
 

Old 12-09-2012, 10:10 PM   #250827
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You can help hang, mud, sand and paint the labooritory...a 22 x 13 run and a 22 x 11'6 run...both slanted...one wraps 5 windows...prepare to sweat!
Oddly enough that sound inviting. Hard, real work is a welcome relief from sucking dick for sales, and dealing with a gossip factory office staff. Never understood my dads obsession with working on cars in his spare time. I do know.
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:19 PM   #250828
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Oddly enough that sound inviting. Hard, real work is a welcome relief from sucking dick for sales, and dealing with a gossip factory office staff. Never understood my dads obsession with working on cars in his spare time. I do know.
I have sweat (sweated?) my ass off all weekend...and loved every minute of it...plus when my lab is done I'll have my space back...a place for amps, guitars, cameras and computers...with a new split cell heating and cooling system...I may never be seen in public again!
 

Old 12-09-2012, 10:27 PM   #250829
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The above exchange smacks of homoeroticism.
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The above exchange smacks of homoeroticism.
My speak to text will not translate what I just called you.
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Seven hundred and twelve. She quit right there. Never to go for another. Never to traipse through for some record. Cards and letters - all asking for something. Emails and phone calls - pestering, clinging and cold. She'd chucked the ring and all the other baubles into a bank safe strong box - then chucked the one key to it to the back of a drawer in a house that she only kept in the summer. She knew where it was if she ever needed it. She wouldn't. They still lined up if she ever was to return. She wouldn't. She wouldn't do it any more. Not one more time. Edgar was lost in India. None of it mattered any more.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 10:46 PM   #250832
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Old 12-09-2012, 10:49 PM   #250833
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My speak to text will not translate what I just called you.
I guess "hunk" isn't in its vocabulary.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:15 PM   #250834
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It wasn't a Sunday, fun day. At least my fridge is clean.
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:18 PM   #250835
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:39 PM   #250836
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:42 PM   #250837
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Old 12-09-2012, 11:47 PM   #250838
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It wasn't a Sunday, fun day. At least my fridge is clean.
Really? Sunday is usually my fun day. My "I-don't-have-to-run-day", if you will.
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Birds of a feather should never have to search for the crazy that's crazy to them. It's delivered. Station to station. It's the broken toys that always bring more wonder than all the "joy" the sane ones promise. The 'right' ones never are. They never were. The 'right ones' always lie. They've also nothing ever interesting in the fridge. They are rightly boring. Cry to someone who will relish the tears. Not to someone who will belligerently not understand and miss how they actually nourish. "Pick the pretty one". Don't you see the fallacies in that? After all this time? Be broken pretty. Progress.
 

Old 12-09-2012, 11:55 PM   #250840
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Hey Cleave, are you on Twitter? I recently started following this very cool lady that I think you would like. I can send you a link to her feed if you want.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TriciaLockwood
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Old 12-10-2012, 12:07 AM   #250843
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Hey Cleave, are you on Twitter? I recently started following this very cool lady that I think you would like. I can send you a link to her feed if you want.

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https://mobile.twitter.com/TriciaLockwood
I do twitter but not at all. The avenues are opened. The desire is... frigided. The 40 word thing is a real hindrance. 40 words, right?
 

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I do twitter but not at all. The avenues are opened. The desire is... frigided. The 40 word thing is a real hindrance. 40 words, right?
Nah, it's 140 characters. Ms. Lockwood's Tweets are like little free verse poems, and some are really funny.
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Nah, it's 140 characters. Ms. Lockwood's Tweets are like little free verse poems, and some are really funny.
40 words are ... well over 140 of my characters. Good characters. I won't put baby in a corner that way. This's better as a blurt and lost and... gemlike. Tweets! Yeah. The fucker lies dormant. A cunt or two (one's a certified 'fat cunt') found it. Killed the lily. I was disgusted with myself. Go and look. You'll find it. I've no herd that I've heard.
 

Old 12-10-2012, 01:44 AM   #250847
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40 words are ... well over 140 of my characters. Good characters. I won't put baby in a corner that way. This's better as a blurt and lost and... gemlike. Tweets! Yeah. The fucker lies dormant. A cunt or two (one's a certified 'fat cunt') found it. Killed the lily. I was disgusted with myself. Go and look. You'll find it. I've no herd that I've heard.
Well, if you ever decide to return, look me up (@blobfish7) and check out Ms. Lockwood.

The Snookies and the Gagas might make it seem vapid, but Twitter has some quality stuff. It's like a Diogenes Club with loose membership requirements. Make no mistake; there are some Mycrofts amongst the masses.
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You must know that your avatar basically says "fuck me, dammit!"

And I do find that distracting from your posts.
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Well, if you ever decide to return, look me up (@blobfish7) and check out Ms. Lockwood.

The Snookies and the Gagas might make it seem vapid, but Twitter has some quality stuff. It's like a Diogenes Club with loose membership requirements. Make no mistake; there are some Mycrofts amongst the masses.
I'm quite sure there are. Problem is - is that there are actually Mycrofts all about us. I'm all but consumed with a myriad of tangible Mycrofts. I'm actually quite plugged in. They've pretty much precluded me from seeking them too diligently in the commercially collected dross-space. I also can't abide Aunt Flo telling me and my friends what kind of filled doughnut she bought Uncle FatFuck on the way back from mass. I'm simple like that. Does this Lockwood dude read hotchick?
 
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