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Old 05-17-2018, 05:39 PM   #1951
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I see you like me Tio.
The sign back there said no boners on the beach, Tio.
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Old 05-17-2018, 10:14 PM   #1952
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The sign back there said no loners on the beach.
Aw, c'mon, Liz. Just tell 'em we're together. Please?
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Old 05-17-2018, 10:43 PM   #1953
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Aw, c'mon, Liz. Let's pretend we're lesbians and have a little fun with these perverts. Please?
It's mean to tease boys like that, Magica. I heard they can die if they don't, you know, cum at least once a day.
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Old 05-17-2018, 11:35 PM   #1954
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I'm meant to please boys like that, Magica. I heard they can die if they don't, you know, cum at least once a day.
It's good to see your concern with your fellow man.
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Old 05-18-2018, 03:39 AM   #1955
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It's good to see you concur with fellacio, man.
Gelato! I'm sure you asked me to have gelato with you!
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Old 05-18-2018, 08:22 AM   #1956
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Gelatin! I'm sure you asked me to pick up gelatin for you!
No, gelatin is wiggly and cold, gelato is smooth, creamy and cold. Two different things.
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Old 05-18-2018, 10:00 AM   #1957
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No, Gina is wiggly and cold, Giulia is smooth, creamy and cold. Two different things.
Wiggly is good; smooth and creamy is good, but I was looking for a hot woman.
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Old 05-19-2018, 05:21 AM   #1958
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Peggy is good; Ruth and Cindy are good, but I was looking for a hot woman.
I'd rather have you leaving my house now, and don't you ever get near my daughters again!
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Old 05-19-2018, 08:25 AM   #1959
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Wait a second, are you a leprechaun?
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Old 05-19-2018, 10:15 AM   #1960
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Wait a second, are you a labradoodle?
Oh, for chrissake! I'm not a guy OR a dog!

I'm a cat.
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Old 05-19-2018, 11:46 PM   #1961
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Oh, for cheesecake! I'm not into guys OR dames!

I'm hot for cake.
There's room for all fetishes here, MP.
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Old 05-20-2018, 05:11 AM   #1962
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There's plenty of room for all of my toys in here,
Oh... Fuck!. Fuck those ropes; fuck that ball-gag...
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Old 05-20-2018, 09:13 AM   #1963
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Forgot to go to church again this year? Me too.
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Old 05-20-2018, 05:47 PM   #1964
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Forgot him at the church again this year? Me too.
Maybe you're just not ready for marriage.
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Old 05-20-2018, 10:43 PM   #1965
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Maybe you're just not steady enough for marriage.
You might be right.
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Old 05-20-2018, 11:16 PM   #1966
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Might makes right.
That sounds quite Trumpish!
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Old 05-21-2018, 04:51 AM   #1967
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That sounds quite controversial!
I think it might work; ban the processing of meat by butchers, only allow customers to buy intact pieces of meat, and the meat-consumption will drop.
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Old 05-23-2018, 09:30 AM   #1968
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The protests would be the biggest we've ever scene.
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Old 05-24-2018, 03:58 AM   #1969
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And a new star is sculptured
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Old 05-24-2018, 12:11 PM   #1970
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And a nude star is suspected
Another Trump cover-up?
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:04 AM   #1971
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Another frump cover-up?
Sorry, I was plastered when I put on my make-up.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:38 AM   #1972
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Sorry, I was distracted when I put on my make-up.
Don't feel sorry, sweety.
Hmm, cherry lipstick; how appropriate!
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Old 05-25-2018, 11:56 AM   #1973
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Don't feel sweaty, Sara.
Hmm, cheesy lipstick; how appropriate!
You have a strange way of complementing women.
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Old 05-25-2018, 05:41 PM   #1974
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Some people put fingers, a dick or a fist in the vagina or asshole I use my head, it'll catch on, you'll see!
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Old 05-26-2018, 12:43 AM   #1975
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Some people put fingerlings, a duck or a fish in the vagina or asshole. If I use my head, I'll catch one, you'll see!
That's the makings of an interesting fishing trip.
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