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Old 03-20-2018, 07:56 PM   #1451
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We are all a little curious about same sex stuff.
I seriously don't think I've ever been called a homo before. Wow, first time for everything. I kind of like it. Is that wrong?
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:05 PM   #1452
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I seriously donít know what scissoring means and donít know why I shouldnít run with that.
If consenting adults can play with guns, they should be allowed to play with anything or anyone else they fucking well want to.
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Old 03-20-2018, 08:08 PM   #1453
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Does "consenting adults" include bonobos?
Only if they're over 18. You know that. Stop monkeying around.
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:48 PM   #1454
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Only the front, you know that. Stop poking around back there!
Where's your sense of adventure?
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Old 03-20-2018, 11:55 PM   #1455
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Warou's your sensei, I'd venture.
You figured that out from my commanding presence, I presume.
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Old 03-21-2018, 02:44 AM   #1456
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You figured out my presence by my perfume?
Not sure if your fragrance has anything to do with it, but when women start running away, it is a clear sign.
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Old 03-21-2018, 08:03 AM   #1457
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Not sure if your fragging as anything to do with it, but when lieutenants start running away, it is a clear sign.
A little disrespect for authority is healthy in a democracy.
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Old 03-21-2018, 02:12 PM   #1458
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Revolt is necessary in a fascist and corrupt oligarchy in decline.
Canucks, Aussies and Brits are stealing all our high-value TV jobs while we spend billions keeping out people who pick oranges and kale. Wake up, people!
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Old 03-21-2018, 09:44 PM   #1459
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Canucks, Aussies and Brits are stealing all our high-value blow jobs while we spend billions trying to bang a fucking wall!
A fucking wall? Wouldn't you rather something a bit softer for your organ?
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A fucking church? Wouldn't you rather something a bit softer for your organ?
Yes, Bachís Toccata and Fugue are ominous, but Iím fresh out of lubricants. Oh, wait! I still have a stick of butter!
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Old 03-21-2018, 10:49 PM   #1461
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Yes, JS Bachís Toccata und Fugue (Dm) makes an ominous wedding processional but it worked in the dark.
Those are the best kinds of weddings, where nobody can see anyone else. They must proceed by feel alone. And smell.
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Those are the best kinds of weldings, where nobody can see anyone else's. They must proceed by feel alone. And smell.
Right. Feel the weld and smell the burning flesh. I can think of better games.
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I have been to some weird places in my head.
But that is not a wedding that any woman who wanted a wedding would arrange.
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Old 03-22-2018, 02:57 AM   #1464
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No Star Wars theme!
But Princes Leia's bikini looks so good on you!
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Old 03-22-2018, 03:23 AM   #1465
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I have not seen your height or hips or hair.
Believe me when I say I could pull none of that off. . .
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Old 03-22-2018, 09:04 AM   #1466
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Believe me when I say I could pull off one of those. . .
I didn't know you were such an admirer of the Chippendales.
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I didn't know you were such an admirer of Chip and Dale.
Well, I wouldn't say admirer, but they were pretty funny.
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Old 03-22-2018, 09:36 PM   #1468
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Well, I wouldn't say I admire her, but she was a pretty bunny.
Karen? Apparently Trump thought so as well.
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Old 03-22-2018, 11:13 PM   #1469
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Pussy? Apparently Trump thought so as well.
But is it less consequential if the hand is too tiny to be noticed?
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Old 03-23-2018, 07:35 AM   #1470
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But it is less fun if the hand is too skilled and careful to be noticed!
I am NOT getting neutered. Get those bricks away from me!
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I am NOT getting naked. Get those pricks away from me!
It'll be less painful if you just relax and let the 'bears' have their fun.
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It'll be less painful if you just relax and let the 'Carebears' have their fun.
Sorry, I'm just not into "furries."
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Old 03-23-2018, 10:42 PM   #1473
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Even after his latest tweet?
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Old 03-24-2018, 03:50 AM   #1474
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The heroes of the oppressed in Central America are Che Guevara and Tweetie Pie. Their images are everywhere.
In Italy it was Padre Pio and Michael Jackson. No accounting for taste, hey?
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In Italy it was Pasta Porno and Marinade Jack Off. No accounting for taste, hey?
Which studio are you working for?
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