Old 09-11-2013, 11:27 PM   #2151
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
Quote:
Originally Posted by LibraryVixen View Post
I do my part to perpetuate the naughty librarian fantasy. Glad to know there are others pushing the cause through.
__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-11-2013, 11:29 PM   #2152
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
HAHAHA! Oh God, I can't imagine a redheaded Italian! I'm a redheaded German, but I couldn't tell you if that's good or bad. All I know is that I can throw a bit of a temper tantrum when I feel the need.

I'm also a Scorpio. I think that probably exacerbates the temper more than anything else. Between the fiery hair and the Zodiac sign, any man who can stand to be around me will be a very happy man if he can learn to stay out of the way when the hair is on fire. (And for God's sake, if he can manage to not be the one who sets the hair on fire in the first place!)
Her temper was quick, I have to say that, but fortunately, it was never directed at me.
__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-11-2013, 11:38 PM   #2153
BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
 
BeachMomma's Avatar
 
BeachMomma is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In your wildest dreams
Posts: 3,982
Quote:
Originally Posted by RjThoughts View Post
Her temper was quick, I have to say that, but fortunately, it was never directed at me.
You're a smart man.
__________________
My Literotica Submissions

Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.


I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-11-2013, 11:39 PM   #2154
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
You're a smart man.
Very smart!
__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-11-2013, 11:41 PM   #2155
pfflyerhot
Pussyfooting around...
 
pfflyerhot's Avatar
 
pfflyerhot is offline
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: Vivo del planeta tierra...
Posts: 17,921
Quote:
Originally Posted by Porkwarrior View Post
I have to admit...the first time I saw "Lordcock1" as a user handle I had an almost irresistible urge to start spamming asshat homoerotic pick up lines into his Inbox.
Well that...and that "Lordcock" was already taken...so he had to settle for "Lordcock1"!
Now who is the real lord of cock? Or can there be two lords of the cock?
I automatically lapse into speaking the Queens English whenever I run across Lordcocks username. Sometimes, I even curtsy.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 12:33 AM   #2156
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
Sent in a PM LOL

__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 01:01 AM   #2157
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
This just in:

Curious to know, care to be my secret online mistress? I'm stroking my hard cock while my girlfriend is sleeping in the same room right now... give me a reason to get caught will ya, sugar?

I've seen other people post the same asshat PM. I'm so tempted to be snarky.

And to think....nothing since last month. We were on a roll!

Screw it. Snark it shall be.
Perfect opportunity to link said asshat to some granny porn!
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 01:05 AM   #2158
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
And for all those chatting about librarians, porn makes 'em seem so hot! Reality is, put the books down and back the fuck away! You don't want any of that shit! Maybe, just maybe, not all librarians are that way, but I live with one and, trust me when I say this, it ain't easy! This is just my experience, mind you.
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 01:28 AM   #2159
BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
 
BeachMomma's Avatar
 
BeachMomma is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In your wildest dreams
Posts: 3,982
Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher View Post
Perfect opportunity to link said asshat to some granny porn!
Granny porn?!? Please oh please tell me you can link me to some good stuff!
__________________
My Literotica Submissions

Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.


I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 01:29 AM   #2160
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
Granny porn?!? Please oh please tell me you can link me to some good stuff!
I can find some. Wait, I do follow some mature tumblr blogs
__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 01:34 AM   #2161
BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
 
BeachMomma's Avatar
 
BeachMomma is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In your wildest dreams
Posts: 3,982
Quote:
Originally Posted by RjThoughts View Post
I can find some. Wait, I do follow some mature tumblr blogs
Pretty please? And if you tumblr experts wouldn't mind, I'd appreciate some tips via pm of how y'all find the good stuff. I can't navigate tumblr for shit. Thanks!
__________________
My Literotica Submissions

Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.


I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 02:11 AM   #2162
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
Pretty please? And if you tumblr experts wouldn't mind, I'd appreciate some tips via pm of how y'all find the good stuff. I can't navigate tumblr for shit. Thanks!
When it comes to finding granny porn, is there really any "good" stuff out there, and as a side comment, me thinks you over estimate the values of said asshats to worry about finding "good" granny porn.

Go to any one of a hundred adult vid sites and search "granny" and you should have a pretty healthy choice to choose from. It's an asshat, so the more vulgar and disgusting you can find the better! If they want personal pics, go find some granny pics.

Of course, all this does assume you want to have some fun with said asshat. Otherwise, find a nice goatse pic for them and bid them adieu.
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 02:21 AM   #2163
RjThoughts
they call me The Rojodi!
 
RjThoughts's Avatar
 
RjThoughts is offline
Join Date: May 2001
Location: New York state
Posts: 29,917
OMG I think I scared BeachMomma
__________________
Now proud **Playgrounder #333*

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well." Rene Descartes

Sleep well, but always, always dream better

  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 02:23 AM   #2164
Emerson40
An evening spent dancing
 
Emerson40's Avatar
 
Emerson40 is offline
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: It's not where, but who you're with that matters
Posts: 8,967
Quote:
Originally Posted by NippleMuncher View Post
Of course, all this does assume you want to have some fun with said asshat. Otherwise, find a nice goatse pic for them and bid them adieu.
Nicest one I know.

__________________
“They told me that to make her fall in love I had to make her laugh. But everytime she laughs I’m the one who falls in love.”
— Tommaso Ferraris
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-12-2013, 02:30 AM   #2165
NippleMuncher
Masticatus Nipplicanis
 
NippleMuncher's Avatar
 
NippleMuncher is offline
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Lost in Imfamy
Posts: 4,103
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emerson40 View Post
Nicest one I know.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You never fail to find the perfect pic! Of course, for the average asshat, an actual goatse pic, preferably a GOAT goatse pic would be in order!
__________________
Boobies are like toy trains ... They are meant for kids but big boys like playing with them too!
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-14-2013, 09:52 PM   #2166
Eliphaz
Really Experienced
 
Eliphaz's Avatar
 
Eliphaz is offline
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: California
Posts: 210
As far as I know I've never had one of my PMs show up in here

I can only imagine the onslaught of useless PMs that would come with having a female sounding name or posting anything at all salacious, so I can totally understand being very selective about responding.

I don't spend a whole lot of time on here but now and then I'll try to start a conversation with someone who's posted something interesting, or who just sounds interesting, usually in a thread we've both posted in. The difference I've noticed is that men usually ignore what I've said and respond with a hookup solicitation, and women don't respond at all. I exaggerate a bit, but not much.

Of course there's also the possibility I'm just too boring to bother talking to.

I guess what I'm curious about is (primarily if you're female, I guess) do you normally skip a PM if it's from someone you've not already been talking to directly in a thread?

(no, there are no Carlos Danger pics involved.)
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-14-2013, 09:59 PM   #2167
angie33
joie de vivre
 
angie33's Avatar
 
angie33 is offline
Join Date: Jul 2013
Posts: 6,143
Wished I would have seen this thread sooner.
I could of easily posted three pages worth of asshattery pm's.
__________________
The facts expressed here belong to everybody, the opinions to me. The distinction is yours to draw...
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-14-2013, 10:55 PM   #2168
UCanBLeafinMe
Hot, Wet Office Drone
 
UCanBLeafinMe's Avatar
 
UCanBLeafinMe is offline
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere in NY, near Albany
Posts: 3,242
Quote:
Originally Posted by angie33 View Post
Wished I would have seen this thread sooner.
I could of easily posted three pages worth of asshattery pm's.
We all could
__________________
Please be nice, and I will be.
Don't PM me if all you want is to tell me you're horny, or you're looking for a hookup, or you're a man on the East Coast.

You assume the risk of being called out for PMing me just because I posted sexily or hot or a picture in a thread.

If you're over 40 and female, share a photo or two with me.
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-15-2013, 12:46 AM   #2169
GrrlFriday
Literotica Guru
 
GrrlFriday is offline
Join Date: Oct 2010
Posts: 681
Quote:
hi. nice name.

i'm looking for interesting conversation and can offer the same in return.

let me know if you're interested.

I wonder if this guy, in real life, goes around saying 'hi. nice rack.' or something of that ilk. He's a one-post-wonder, too. Talk in public so that we can all get to know you!
__________________
  Reply With Quote

Old 09-18-2013, 05:00 PM   #2170
UCanBLeafinMe
Hot, Wet Office Drone
 
UCanBLeafinMe's Avatar
 
UCanBLeafinMe is offline
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Somewhere in NY, near Albany
Posts: 3,242
Quote:
Originally Posted by mrX
hey, i just read your profile and it says that u like to share experiences, well i just want to what kind of things you 'd like to share and what you also like to hear about,
well on that note, hopefully we can chat some more, looking forward to hear from you, thanks
And my response

Quote:
Sorry, but improper grammar causes me to want to take a red pen and correct it. I'm NOT sharing with an illiterate.
Moments later this came to me

Quote:
Originally Posted by mrX
hmmmm, sorry for my earlier message. i wrote it in such a haste so you were right to turn me down. anyways lets start again. i read your profile and it seems to me that you are a hard women to please, but there is no harm in trying ryt?
you have a lovely slutty face and i wish i could rub my cock all over it. i bet ur ass looks fine baby, as i can see from your pic. i would love to suck that and make it wet and give it to you frm the rear, hehehehe.......
i bet you can handle all that pleasure........
truly your fan
mrX
Response

Quote:
Excuse me, your first message said that I liked to share experiences. I NEVER had that on my profile, you've mistaken me for someone else.

I wonder, does your bullshit lameness ever work? Because, well, it doesn't with me.
Delusional Wednesday!
__________________
Please be nice, and I will be.
Don't PM me if all you want is to tell me you're horny, or you're looking for a hookup, or you're a man on the East Coast.

You assume the risk of being called out for PMing me just because I posted sexily or hot or a picture in a thread.

If you're over 40 and female, share a photo or two with me.
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-07-2013, 12:16 PM   #2171
Blase
Sub Whisperer
 
Blase is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Near Boston, USA
Posts: 2,504
Not so much PM asshattery as PM cluelessness.

I had a guy PM me the other day with a fairly general comment that I sounded interesting.

Okay, a little unusual for me to get a PM like that from another male, but nothing rude about it, so I sent a brief response. He followed up with a couple more questions and comments.

The kicker came when I mentioned something about having had a good friend on Lit and he asked if I'd met him in person. My response was along the lines of, ""Well, "he" was a she... You do realize that I'm a straight male, I trust?"

Didn't get an answer back to that one.

Honestly, it seems like some people, especially guys, only assimilate the process of interesting someone online one step at a time. Yes, politeness is a must, but so is READING THEIR FUCKING PROFILE!!! The most cursory examination of mine would reveal links to several personal threads, all of them addressed to women.

Anyway, I know that rants like this from males mostly make the ladies roll their eyes because they deal with that kind of stuff day in and day out...

But I think the point is worth repeating for those who are genuinely trying to learn how to approach people online. Don't just get excited over one post and decide to PM someone. Even if you don't make such a silly (and entirely avoidable) mistake, it will quickly become obvious to whoever you approach that you haven't even taken the time to look at the information that they have provided specifically to tell people something about themselves.

What are your chances then?
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-07-2013, 12:29 PM   #2172
Dreamscape12
Literotica Guru
 
Dreamscape12 is offline
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 8,520
Quote:
Originally Posted by Blase View Post
Not so much PM asshattery as PM cluelessness.

I had a guy PM me the other day with a fairly general comment that I sounded interesting.

Okay, a little unusual for me to get a PM like that from another male, but nothing rude about it, so I sent a brief response. He followed up with a couple more questions and comments.

The kicker came when I mentioned something about having had a good friend on Lit and he asked if I'd met him in person. My response was along the lines of, ""Well, "he" was a she... You do realize that I'm a straight male, I trust?"

Didn't get an answer back to that one.

Honestly, it seems like some people, especially guys, only assimilate the process of interesting someone online one step at a time. Yes, politeness is a must, but so is READING THEIR FUCKING PROFILE!!! The most cursory examination of mine would reveal links to several personal threads, all of them addressed to women.

Anyway, I know that rants like this from males mostly make the ladies roll their eyes because they deal with that kind of stuff day in and day out...

But I think the point is worth repeating for those who are genuinely trying to learn how to approach people online. Don't just get excited over one post and decide to PM someone. Even if you don't make such a silly (and entirely avoidable) mistake, it will quickly become obvious to whoever you approach that you haven't even taken the time to look at the information that they have provided specifically to tell people something about themselves.

What are your chances then?
Agree with your point. Had that a few times with PM's, but I understand someone thinking you're bi/gay accidently. I've got a pic thread where I welcome guys or girls commenting, it's open to everyone afterall.

What pisses me off is the guys who decide to keep sending me PM's after I've expained my sexual orientation or add me on Yahoo asking for cam time or whatever. Like you said.. check profiles/posts first before you make a pm.
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-07-2013, 01:10 PM   #2173
Blase
Sub Whisperer
 
Blase is offline
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Near Boston, USA
Posts: 2,504
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dreamscape12 View Post
Agree with your point. Had that a few times with PM's, but I understand someone thinking you're bi/gay accidently. I've got a pic thread where I welcome guys or girls commenting, it's open to everyone afterall.
I think this guy actually thought I was female, judging by the way he phrased his questions, and also because I took the time to look at his profile, plus a few of his posts, and saw nothing that seemed to indicate he was anything other than straight.

And I've had that happen at least once before (more sure of what that guy thought because he wound up sending me a quick apology after I explained that he was mistaken about my gender).

It's just unfortunate because, even making the effort to be polite, you're still setting yourself up to lose if you don't take the time to look at profiles and get some idea of who you're talking to.
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-10-2013, 01:08 AM   #2174
BeachMomma
Sweet n Innocent
 
BeachMomma's Avatar
 
BeachMomma is offline
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: In your wildest dreams
Posts: 3,982
I thought the asshats had taken a vacation. They must just be tired of me. Yay!
__________________
My Literotica Submissions

Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.


I came to Literotica for the Eros. I stay for the Agape (LakeSailer_MI, 2013).
  Reply With Quote

Old 10-10-2013, 01:12 AM   #2175
RubenesqueAphrodite
Pphhfthtt.....
 
RubenesqueAphrodite's Avatar
 
RubenesqueAphrodite is offline
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: H-town, Texas
Posts: 20,794
Quote:
Originally Posted by BeachMomma View Post
I thought the asshats had taken a vacation. They must just be tired of me. Yay!
*quickly drafts invitations to BeachMomma's In box*

__________________
Bad angel, get off of my shoulder
Bad angel, let me be
I'm standing at the cross roads
Of Temptation and Salvation Street...

~from "Bad Angel" by Dierks Bentley
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:18 PM.

Copyright 1998-2013 Literotica Online. Literotica is a registered trademark.