Old 01-04-2013, 08:16 PM   #851
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:20 PM   #852
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it's Trevor from Birmingham, AL, had to get a new screen chair, massage me?
Remember me? I'm Trevor, 17.M.- fluffy hair, bumpy eyes, 12'0 and knobby.
My friends know me as the wet, sticky, big, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a gassy camera. They know I like to squeeze and have fun, though they have no idea how oozing or itchy I am, or how far my keyboards go. I'm not sure they would ignite me even if I caressed them.

I love to kick, poke, be outside, play and watch feet, go out with friends, explore quick acts and have pustule.

I hope we can kiss soon.

Please feel free to play along.
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it's Johnny from Los Angles, CA, had to get a new screen unicycle, dress me?
Remember me? I'm Johnny, 52.M.- bloody hair, flaccid eyes, 3'0 and drab.
My friends know me as the jittery, sore, anxious, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a terrible skillet. They know I like to suffer and have fun, though they have no idea how vapid or zealous I am, or how far my hula hoops go. I'm not sure they would collect me even if I washed them.

I love to confirm, repeat, be outside, play and watch ears, go out with friends, explore yellow acts and have tree frogs.

I hope we can weep soon.

Can you tell I loved MadLibs when I was a kid?
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:25 PM   #853
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:28 PM   #854
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:47 PM   #855
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I'm a beginner at MadLibs, but I'll give it a shot.


it's Kevin from Tulsa, OK, had to get a new screen horn, kick me?
Remember me? I'm Kevin, 68.M.- combed over hair, ghostly eyes, 4'0 and melancholy.
My friends know me as the skittish, boring, mama's boy, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a asthmatic hamster. They know I like to skip rope and have fun, though they have no idea how cranky or compulsive I am, or how far my trombones go. I'm not sure they would like me even if I paid them.

I love to sit on the couch, watch cartoons, be outside, play and watch toes, go out with friends, explore balloon acts and have flowers.

I hope we can sniff soon.



OK, this is fun.
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Old 01-04-2013, 08:53 PM   #856
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This is the kind of crap I get, usually one-liners. This one is a little creepy, considering the person only has 2 posts....

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I mean, I know I posted a personal problem on a public forum, but it still is just...weird.
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My husband supplied the words.

it's Ralph from Jackson Hole, WY, had to get a new screen piano, burn me?
Remember me? I'm Ralph, 36.M.- flaming hair, inky eyes, 90'0 and immense.
My friends know me as the tremendous, infinitesimal, squeaky, and driven one of the group who has a bit of a drippy rooster. They know I like to thrust and have fun, though they have no idea how sparkling or muddy I am, or how far my couches go. I'm not sure they would spit me even if I punched them.

I love to throw, stumble, be outside, play and watch cats, go out with friends, explore slippery acts and have ball.

I hope we can rock soon.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:01 PM   #858
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i think the mad libs PM treatment merits its own thread, ladies. they're hysterical enough to warrant separate attention, if you ask me. :>

minx, OTcurve: congratulations ladies, you've found a new way to breathe life into this thread!

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^^^

There's now a café thread for that.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:13 PM   #860
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eilan, some days it's awfully hard not to you. :>

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Did nothing for my pussy.. Maybe someone elses..

" WOW
you look so very very hot and sexy,id love to spread you across my desk and tease your whole body with my lips,tongue and fingers...starting off by sucking one of your nipples deep into my warm wet mouth then gripping it with my teeth so my tongue can slowly roll around it then flick across it as my thumb and index finger pull,twist and squeeze the other ..then id slowly kiss and lick my way down till.."
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:39 PM   #862
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Did nothing for my pussy.. Maybe someone elses..

" WOW
you look so very very hot and sexy,id love to spread you across my desk and tease your whole body with my lips,tongue and fingers...starting off by sucking one of your nipples deep into my warm wet mouth then gripping it with my teeth so my tongue can slowly roll around it then flick across it as my thumb and index finger pull,twist and squeeze the other ..then id slowly kiss and lick my way down till.."
Okay am I the only one who gets hung up at the lost apostrophe on the 'id' and begin to think he was talking about Freud's Id?
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:41 PM   #863
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i think the mad libs PM treatment merits its own thread, ladies. they're hysterical enough to warrant separate attention, if you ask me. :>

minx, OTcurve: congratulations ladies, you've found a new way to breathe life into this thread!

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Um, Ed...while the term lady certainly applies to Ms. Minx, I shall have to challenge you on the field of fish unless you retract said application to me..

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Old 01-04-2013, 11:42 PM   #864
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no, it's not just you. :>

and no, the irony of smirking about someone else's poor grammar is not lost on the guy who insists on lowercasing practically everything.

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Old 01-04-2013, 11:52 PM   #865
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no, it's not just you. :>

and no, the irony of smirking about someone else's poor grammar is not lost on the guy who insists on lowercasing practically everything.

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Oh Thank God! And it's not so much poor grammar, I think it's just my twisted brain. I read 'id' and for some reason my thought process goes straight to Freud. I should probably blame my mother.
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Old 01-04-2013, 11:54 PM   #866
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if you were guy blaming your mother, i'd agree with blaming her. since that isn't the case, i say blame freud.

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It's always penis envy which is, of course, your mother's fault.
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zo, for how long hafe you had zese feelings?
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Oh this one is much better.. LOL


"I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?"
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i hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?
but mad libbed becomes...
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some leghumper or other quoth:
i hv a [noun] to [verb] a woman while her man [verb] us.. he then [verb] us to give his [noun] the [noun] of being [verb, past tense] by [number] men.. 2 [body part] 2 [another body part, plural] and hands [verb] her... and ofcourse [verb, infinitive].. 2 [plural noun]... does it [verb] u [preposition]?
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Oh this one is much better.. LOL


"I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?"
Ah that one is an old favorite for the asshattery thread. Did he change his AV or is his junk still a'waving in the wind?
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Thanks! I knew I could find a way to blame her.

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zo, for how long hafe you had zese feelings?
Strangely enough only since joining Lit? Is that wrong?

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"I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?"
Seriously? He never responded to my fantasy! That Selfish Bastard!!
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zo, for how long hafe you had zese feelings?
At least since the last unsolicited cock pic pm, and probably again in 3. . . 2. . . 1
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Ah that one is an old favorite for the asshattery thread. Did he change his AV or is his junk still a'waving in the wind?
only 3 posts, no pic. From India. I am sure you are shocked.
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"I hv a fantasy to make love a woman while her man watches us.. he then joins us to give his wife the pleasure of being loved by 2 men.. 2 tongues 2 pair of lips and hands caressing her... and ofcourse to mention.. 2 dicks... does it turn u on?"
I got that one too. Today's pms make me want to slam my head against the wall. I am 33. I am not old! Is it possible to find a decent person to chat with? I'm losing hope. I either get the 20 year old audience who tells me I'm "older" or 50's that want me to be their toy. Is there anyone my age? Ugh.

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