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On her knees, she was God's gift to men
Took it all again and again
With tongue stuck out wide
 
On her knees, she was God's gift to men
Took it all again and again
With tongue stuck out wide
She'd suck it with pride
 
Lyn was not pretty, but was cute
She gave great head so that was moot
Men praised her great skill
 
Case was stunned by the football game
That last sorry effort was lame
It drove the crowd nuts
 
Case was stunned by the football game
That last sorry effort was lame
It drove the crowd nuts
They called him Putz
Nonetheless the result is the same
 
As a Packer fan no rejoice
Of the two, it was the best choice
I must disagree
But it's on to Philly
 
As a Packer fan no rejoice
Of the two, it was the best choice
I must disagree
But it's on to Philly
Be prepared with a strong voice.
 
Winter clothes concealed her body
And she sipped a hot toddy
By the fire we sat
Removed her fur hat
 
Carol went to the bank shirt less
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared
 
Carol went to the bank shirtless
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared
At tits that were bared
 
Carol went to the bank shirtless
Her friend with the gun wore a dress
While the cashier stared
At tits that were bared
She cleared out the bullion. Success!
 
Zo’s sheer nightgown revealed her curves
Staring thru her window were many pervs
 
Zo’s sheer nightgown revealed her curves
Staring thru her window were many pervs
Many got aroused
 
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