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midwestyankee said:
That's a pretty powerful form of prostate stimulation, but whatever turns a guy's crank, right?
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Yeah, who are we to judge? After all, it's a porn board.
 
Scalywag said:
EJ, you call THAT a pickled pecker? That's no kosher spear.
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ok. it's time i set the record straight. it's actually jason varitek's penis. :p
 
My niece is getting married. I could have sworn I wasn't old enough to have a niece who was old enough to get married.
 
i believe the proper response to "it's a porn board" is "that doesn't mean the rest of us are drooling mouth-breathers whose cerebral cortexes are as undeveloped enough to think that [stupid behavior] is a good idea. that's just you."

:D

ed
 
silverwhisper said:
i believe the proper response to "it's a porn board" is "that doesn't mean the rest of us are drooling mouth-breathers whose cerebral cortexes are as undeveloped enough to think that [stupid behavior] is a good idea. that's just you."

:D

ed
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You mean, it's not a good idea to seduce an underage family member, your wife, and their pet into making porn with you? And you won't tell me the best way that I can go about making it happen?
 
i can't believe i was away from here for 48 hours and there's almost NOTHING to catch up on... what's up people? have all the questions been answered? have all the discussions been had? or are you all just busy having sex and leaving those of us without lives to sit and wonder? ;)

meanwhile... bi, your feet are looking exceptionally gargantuan today. :D
 
EJFan said:
i can't believe i was away from here for 48 hours and there's almost NOTHING to catch up on... what's up people? have all the questions been answered? have all the discussions been had? or are you all just busy having sex and leaving those of us without lives to sit and wonder? ;)
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I was busy...

:D
 
it's a sad thing when someone comments that he gave a woman 14 orgasms in 3 minutes.

bi: that's right. if you're after validation, hit am pics, o ticklish one. :>

ed
 
EJFan said:
meanwhile... bi, your feet are looking exceptionally gargantuan today. :D
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Why, thank you, I hate when people don't take the time to comment on that.
 
EJFan said:
i'll have sex one day. you just wait and see!
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Psst...I think she meant sex with another person, not just with yourself.

Although, I'm sure your right hand will give in eventually... ;)
 
bisexplicit said:
Although, I'm sure your right hand will give in eventually... ;)
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i figure after enough wining and dining it'll HAVE to.

it just takes money, ya know?
 
EJFan said:
i figure after enough wining and dining it'll HAVE to.

it just takes money, ya know?
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Maybe you can drive it to someplace secluded and then "accidentally" be unable to find the keys.

That works well on your left hand. ;)
 
silverwhisper said:
[sobs]

i've been betrayed! betrayed!

[collapses into crying pile on floor]
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It's okay. His left hand tells everyone that they're special...until his left hand uses you and tosses you out, like a tissue under EJ's bed.

But, you'll move on, there will be other body parts...
 
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