The Last Thing You Thought...

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You know how you know there isn't a higher power?

I'm serious now.

Some Thanksgiving wisdom for everyone.

If there was a deity up there that loved us, pie would be a health food.

Think about it.

A plate of celery, or a plate of pie?

If you choose the celery, you're just wrong. And you should probably be forced to live alone, in the wilderness for the rest of your life.

And you have to lick a tree every day.

While I eat pie.

And live with the rest of the pie eating civilization.

Dirty fucking tree lickers. Get out of here.

No one likes you, and you scare the womenfolk.

I know I'm scared. And by the way, how are you serving your pecan pie? It better be heated with a big dollop of butter melted over it.
 
What are you talking about? The whipped cream pie fairy I think



Cuddles le zy Awwwww



Yes. Yes you are helpful. And awesome.

And mind meltingly sexy.
See? Now I'm being helpful.

YOU...YOU are just trying to make me blush...

whispers*

"it worked"




You know how you know there isn't a higher power?

I'm serious now.

Some Thanksgiving wisdom for everyone.

If there was a deity up there that loved us, pie would be a health food.

Think about it.

A plate of celery, or a plate of pie?

If you choose the celery, you're just wrong. And you should probably be forced to live alone, in the wilderness for the rest of your life.

And you have to lick a tree every day.

While I eat pie.

And live with the rest of the pie eating civilization.

Dirty fucking tree lickers. Get out of here.

No one likes you, and you scare the womenfolk.

But pie can BE healthy...when eaten in moderation and prepared with fresh fruits...etc, etc...

BUT I do prefer celery.

AND I have been known to lick....things...

I have not ever scared a women folk....:eek:
 
IS this a yes??

*looks very hopeful*

YES! Lick my pie!!!

YES.jpg
 
I did. It's odd to cringe and twitch at the same time...

Not odd...

-purrrs-

just the way I like it.
Have I told you lately that I think you are the absolutely most adorable Mischief Maker ever??

Are you sure you don't want your thighs to cuddle my head??
That... that's what I wanna watch.

While I eat pie.
You.... you go eat pie..

I'ma go grill a ribeye and eat chocolate while I wait the 4 and a half min for it to be ready for my plate.
 
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YES! Lick my pie!!!

YES.jpg

SWEET!!!

Not odd...

-purrrs-

just the way I like it.
That... that's what I wanna watch.


You.... you go eat pie..

I'ma go grill a ribeye and eat chocolate while I wait the 4 and a half min for it to be ready for my plate.

*wicked giggling*
Of course you do...

Also...again...of course you do...

And *hysterical laughter*
share the choccy please?

bullshit. :kiss:

Not the good ones...I never scare them....;)
 
SWEET!!!



*wicked giggling*
Of course you do...

Also...again...of course you do...

And *hysterical laughter*
share the choccy please?



Not the good ones...I never scare them....;)

-giggles-

-Shares dark chocolate caramel cookies-


-more giggles-
Sure you do.. just a touch of a bit of a little bit of unease... you know.. just one lick worth.
 
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