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LOL, his remark we fit so well together for many reasons, not least being we both prefer being alone with each other than including anyone else or entertaining a group or socialising out in the world. Hmmm, introverted and anti-social or just wickedly obsessed with being in our own little bubble doing our own thing?:) LOL, probably just too lazy to have to bother.:D

Catalina:catroar:
 
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Twilight zone moment.....

I have sore muscles from a weights workout at the gym. Sir rubbed some emu oil into me about an hour ago. I told Him that things were feeling much better now and He said "How long did you wait before you did something about it?"

I said "All day." He said "Why?" A few seconds silence then we both came out with it simultaneously - "PAIN SLUT!" :D Spooky!! :devil:
 
Finally finding my daughter online at the same time as I am...it has been awhile so though I got all excited, especially to find she finally has a house to move into (hopefully), I was soon in tears of joy, relief and missing her and my granddaughter. I am such a twit.:rolleyes:

Catalina:catroar:
 
Her_Corruptor said:
So this is to express something that makes you happy, yes? Ok here goes.

Waking up beside this most amazing creature, bound at the hands and feet, sleeping peacefully next to me and softly moaning while she dozed as I carressed her naked form.
Licking and biting her exposed flesh- feeling the need to ravage her grown inside my groin.
Taking her still bound body and using it for my own savage needs while she, still hazed in sleep, cried out in pleasure and pain.
Eruppting my seed over her stomach and breasts and smearing it in with my hands- drying it to her skin for her to wear during the day to come.
Holding her in my arms while she drifted back to sleep content in her use by me.
Knowing she is mine.
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Ok, this made not being together last night all the more painful.

*tears* don't mind me... i'm just a little low today.
 
things from unexpected sources.

A long chat with a friend :rose:
 
being done with one final and about to go present an art project ive been working on for weeks
 
Getting my membership to the RNA (Romance Novelists Association) here in the UK. I'm now a full fledged published author member. :D

An...interesting...IM chat I had earlier.

The sunshine.

Lots of reasons to smile today!
 
Getting to say goodnight and "I" bless you, to y'all.....

Cos I'm as close to God as it gets.....

Meh, I'm pissed, that's what ya git.

Love ya's all. Good luck MIS, hope it went well.

KK:)
 
Some new lines:

Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....:D


1st TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back, my husband didn't say a word... he knew better.

2nd TESTIMONY:
I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with mens balls.'

3rd TESTIMONY:
My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

4th TESTIMONY:
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw
you kissing Dad dy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing
I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.

5th TESTIMONY:
Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My 3 year old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month- old daughter, she was clean. I then realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No.' I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had!


LAST TESTIMONY:
This had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow but don't get any?
We had a female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked:
'So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too they were laughing so hard!

Now, didn't that feel good? Pass it on to someone you know who needs a laugh and member
we all say things we don't really mean,
so think before you speak!!!!!
:D
 
my neice and her obsession with spanking moving on to spanking me! :eek:

same niece pulling me by my jean chains and mom's remark about me being pulled by the leash *giggles*

realizing that I have offically turned my family kinky.
 
discussing with my coworker about how painful it would be to be stabbed in the teeth...

yeah..that made me laugh
 
"This is the best thing you have ever written by far - intense, erotic and down right sexy. It's refreshing and exciting to see a f/f/m/m foursome. I didn't need to make any changes. However, it is far too steamy for this publishing company as we focus on romance not on the sex."

That from my editor at my publishing house made me smile. I didn't know whether to be flattered or disappointed. But it definitely made me smile. :D
 
The first call...not the best in the world but actually meant so much. I don't even mind grumpy :eek:

The second call. Yum

Catching up with friends

Making decisions

A PM from a friend (will respond soon xx)
 
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