Old 01-06-2013, 05:29 PM   #255551
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I cannot stop laughing and watching the reindeer fucking video.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 05:32 PM   #255552
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That's what Ted Williams said.
The baseball player or the homeless guy?
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Old 01-06-2013, 05:33 PM   #255553
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Drove by that fucking trooper waving and doing the speed limit.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 05:39 PM   #255554
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Does it matter?
 

Old 01-06-2013, 05:44 PM   #255555
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Does it matter?
It rests mass.
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:05 PM   #255556
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:26 PM   #255557
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Drove by that fucking trooper waving and doing the speed limit.
He was still there?
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:29 PM   #255558
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:44 PM   #255559
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He was still there?
I know every speed trap in and out of town. Most highways around here you have to drive 80 just to keep up.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 06:53 PM   #255560
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I had no idea that Caravans went that fast!
 

Old 01-06-2013, 06:56 PM   #255561
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I had no idea that Caravans went that fast!
They cruise about at about 170 kts.
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Old 01-06-2013, 06:57 PM   #255562
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I had no idea that Caravans went that fast!
You'd be surprised!
Put that seat belt on. You too, pooch!
 

Old 01-06-2013, 07:00 PM   #255563
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:01 PM   #255564
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I cannot stop laughing and watching the reindeer fucking video.
Link!!
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Old 01-06-2013, 07:03 PM   #255565
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A Russian cabbie in Houston once gave me a terrifyingly fast slalom to the airport in one of those.
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Think minivan.

The new Nissan does almost 120 mph.

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Old 01-06-2013, 07:06 PM   #255567
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The new Nissan does almost 120 mph.

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Denver rush hour.
 

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A Russian cabbie in Houston once gave me a terrifyingly fast slalom to the airport in one of those.
The hockey team went to Vegas for a tournament. One night we decided to take a cab to a strip club and do some drinking. We flag down some dude in a minivan. About halfway to the club the worst fart ever starts wafting its way through the van. These are hockey players. There guys would be more than happy to shit on each other. "Did you do that?" No. None of us. It was the driver! The fucking guy shit his pants on us.

"Window!" I point at the little window in the back. He says nothing just keeps driving. "FUCKING WINDOW!!"

He understood English that time.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 07:16 PM   #255570
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Link!!
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That's twice now that the link would not open for me.
 

Old 01-06-2013, 07:18 PM   #255573
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That's twice now that the link would not open for me.


I think it might be a little much for your Windows 3.1.
 

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