chat problem

Jim, I tried ALT F8 but nothing happened. it does't even let me get to the page where i'd sign in.

JAJ will take you through a series of steps to solve the problem.

Don't worry, he'll get it fixed. Then please PM me to set up a time to chat.

Thanks.
 
ha!

Oh, I almost forgot.

When using chat before, were you sending/receiving pictures?:cool:

JackAssJim
General Board Moderator
Literotica Chat Troubleshooter

No, I'd just chatter endlessly til someone would type "Shut up!" Kinda like real life. :)
 
Amber, you just turned 26 when you signed up in 2004. If you are 32 now, you are much too old for chat.
 
H:mmm, this is a tough one, yes ma'am it is.

ONly thing I and my fellow troubleshooters can recommend is for you to post some pictures of yourself here on the GB.

Start out slow.

JackAssJim
General Board Moderator
Literotica Chat Troubleshooter

I've never posted pix and am more than a little scared of doing so.
 
I understand. I've seen it all here honey.

Let's try and work out your chat problem.

Have you reset your Taint yet?

Do you know where it is?

JackAssJim
General Board Moderator
Literotica Chat Troubleshooter

Um, I only know one usage of that word and you can't possibly mean that.
 
OK, here's where I'm at.

I've looked at your Taint, I've tried a hard F8, and a couple of other secret things I can't disclose.

I think we are down to the last choice.

JackAssJim
General Board Moderator
Literotica Chat Troubleshooter

Do I dare ask what that is?
 
OK, PM hogjack. He's our top tech guy. He's a little quirky so just humour him, especially when he asks for pics. Hey, it's a porn board. It's not like your whoring out or anything. If you do send him pictures, make sure I get a cc on them. Hope this helps.

JackAssJim
General Board Moderator
Literotica Chat Troubleshooter

OK, I've been gamed. Thought you were really trying to help. Silly me.
 
OK, I've been gamed. Thought you were really trying to help. Silly me.

Don't leave just yet!

I have made contact with JohnnySavage via satellite phone. He is Cannes right now but when he gets back to the hotel, he will fix chat in a jiffy.
 
Don't leave just yet!

I have made contact with JohnnySavage via satellite phone. He is Cannes right now but when he gets back to the hotel, he will fix chat in a jiffy.

Fine. Whatever. Hope y'all had fun with this. I'm just not sure why.
 
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