The most hilarious selfie I ever saw and guaranteed that guy wasn't getting laid was that of the guy with a tattoo of a cat on his stomach.
Strike one.
The cat was rathre large and tattooed with intense detail to the point of being a full size stomach tattoo.
Strike two.
Then the tattoo was done so that the cat's butthole was right where the guy's navel was and also tinted a dark brown
Strike three.
I want to shake the woman's hand who would find that hot
http://news.bme.com/2007/05/08/cat-ass-navel-tattoo/
Strike one.
The cat was rathre large and tattooed with intense detail to the point of being a full size stomach tattoo.
Strike two.
Then the tattoo was done so that the cat's butthole was right where the guy's navel was and also tinted a dark brown
Strike three.
I want to shake the woman's hand who would find that hot
http://news.bme.com/2007/05/08/cat-ass-navel-tattoo/