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Old 02-07-2013, 04:07 AM   #26
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Old 02-07-2013, 11:39 AM   #27
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I guess I have to get in line

Carly the T Mobile gal and Kate Upton....
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:18 PM   #28
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Carly the T Mobile gal and Kate Upton....
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The T-Mobile girl is beautiful. I get in trouble for pausing her when she comes on. She is cute. But she looks better on the commercials than when you google her pics. I was disappointed (relatively) when I googled her. She looks hotter on the commercials.

And Kate Upton does not hurt my eyes either.
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Old 02-07-2013, 12:22 PM   #29
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Old 02-08-2013, 01:54 AM   #30
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:15 AM   #32
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Old 02-10-2013, 12:53 PM   #33
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:01 PM   #34
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Talking lol

I just heard Joan Rivers remark about Taylor Swift.... "She scares off more men then the thought of a prostate exam"
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Old 02-10-2013, 08:27 PM   #35
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I just heard Joan Rivers remark about Taylor Swift.... "She scares off more men then the thought of a prostate exam"
bwahahahaha Poor Taylor
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Old 02-12-2013, 12:28 AM   #36
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today my crush of the day is jewel staite.





OK, i'm fickle, i also am thinking a wee bit about keira knightley.

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Old 02-12-2013, 10:18 AM   #37
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well well

Look who made Sports Illustrated cover... TWO years in a row

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment...d-year-in-row/
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Old 02-12-2013, 01:22 PM   #39
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Old 02-12-2013, 04:29 PM   #40
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I know the feeling *sigh*

My current crush is Ian Sommerhalder...those intense green-blue eyes and smouldering good looks...*sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh*
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SJ, nice to see you again!

i've been having a bit of a thing about amy adams lately.

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