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Old 05-01-2015, 06:38 PM   #76
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Oh, you saucy geek.

Still hear the trumpet in my head though.
I have always preferred brains and nimble fingers to brawn, not that I mind a bit or even a lot, of brawn either, you see.
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Old 05-03-2015, 05:47 PM   #77
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Apparently, one does not need to wait until Cinco de Mayo to be a loathsome drunk in a crooked luchador mask, smelling of yesterdays enchiladas.
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Old 05-03-2015, 06:42 PM   #78
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A weekend that has been relaxing, educational, productive, and entertaining must be considered a winner. And tomorrow - May the Fourth be with you!
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Old 05-04-2015, 04:27 AM   #79
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God, how many nerds did I hear say THAT today.
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Old 05-04-2015, 08:33 AM   #80
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God, how many nerds did I hear say THAT today.
How many? Was it 6?
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:05 AM   #81
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Rainshine's mind - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
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Old 05-04-2015, 09:46 AM   #82
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Rainshine's mind - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Right? i want to live there.

Caffiene! You need to make a dent in this lethargy soon or you're fired!

No, no, wait. I take that back. I didn't mean it. Please don't go, just you know, we need to make things better. We will work it out, I promise. *sobs* Don't leave me!

This small mental break brought to you by the people at Maxwell House, or Folgers, or Starbucks or Gevalia. . one of those fuckers. I don't even know.

ETA: I swear I am going to start a 'Save the pool table' campaign.
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:04 PM   #83
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Rainshine's mind - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
I have a bad feeling about this.
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:32 PM   #84
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Rainshine's mind - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.


You should ask her thoughts on the great unwashed that attend weekend music festivals and raves.


I think she'll tell you there are more "poop particles" per capita there, than can be found in most beards.
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Old 05-04-2015, 01:40 PM   #85
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You should ask her thoughts on the great unwashed that attend weekend music festivals and raves.


I think she'll tell you there are more "poop particles" per capita there, than can be found in most beards.
These are not the beards you are looking for.


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These are not the beards you are looking for.
Hmmm, that link seems to go to one of my favorite paintings of all time: Santa Claus dressed in a Stunning White ensemble, in a Blizzard by Clive Van Gogh (Vincent's lesser known, drunkard cousin.) I used to have a framed copy of it hung up in my apartment in college.

Or my ipad is being an asshole. Could go either way.
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Old 05-04-2015, 02:47 PM   #87
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Hmmm, that link seems to go to one of my favorite paintings of all time: Santa Claus dressed in a Stunning White ensemble, in a Blizzard by Clive Van Gogh (Vincent's lesser known, drunkard cousin.) I used to have a framed copy of it hung up in my apartment in college.

Or my ipad is being an asshole. Could go either way.
Apparently white is the color of indecision (or evil typos, your pick). This is what I'd meant to display, though it's singular (in more ways than one):

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Apparently white is the color of indecision (or evil typos, your pick). This is what I'd meant to display, though it's singular (in more ways than one):
Very nice. I can never get past his eyes to get to his beard. *le sigh, le heave*

So are you going to join in my 'save the pool table' fund Yank, or am I on my own?

ETA I forgot to add the full title of Clive Van Gogh's painting! I forgot the polar bears. We really did have a big white piece of cardboard framed in our apartment, and we did used to go off on that ramble when someone asked about it. We were so damned weird.
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Very nice. I can never get past his eyes to get to his beard. *le sigh, le heave*

So are you going to join in my 'save the pool table' fund Yank, or am I on my own?
I'll contribute to the fund if I can have all rights to any detritus found on said tables.
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Rainshine's mind - you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
Scum and villainy? I prefer to think of it as iniquitous debauchery.

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Right? i want to live there. .
. Come on in, little lady... I can't be held responsible for what may happen though.

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I have a bad feeling about this.
Interestingly that's not the first time I've heard a man say that.

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You should ask her thoughts on the great unwashed that attend weekend music festivals and raves.

I think she'll tell you there are more "poop particles" per capita there, than can be found in most beards.
Ugh. Please. Patchouli and weed mixed with the heady aromas of co-mingled body odour and dirt. *vom*

You can practically see the poop particles flying off their dreadlocks as they writhe in a drug fuelled daze. Of course that could be the fleas and other wildlife suffering a cruel eviction. One should never get close enough to check.
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I was at Glastonbury in '98 when the toilet truck was set to blow, not suck, all over the Dance Tent. Two feet deep in dysentery and mud for three days, and when I finally got home to remove it with a knife I saw I had an open wound on my left leg into which the shit-mud cocktail had been seeping for days.

I didn't die, but on the other hand, I'm not even Spiderman, so...
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I'll contribute to the fund if I can have all rights to any detritus found on said tables.
My dear man, I will pile them all up in the corner for you, freshly spanked for having the audacity to put their bare ass on a perfectly lovely pool table. As long as you remove them, you may do with them what you will.
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I was at Glastonbury in '98 when the toilet truck was set to blow, not suck, all over the Dance Tent. Two feet deep in dysentery and mud for three days, and when I finally got home to remove it with a knife I saw I had an open wound on my left leg into which the shit-mud cocktail had been seeping for days.

I didn't die, but on the other hand, I'm not even Spiderman, so...
I went to Glastonbury when it was still cool, and also somewhat clean. Oddly enough it was the first AND last music festival I attended.

I'm not even going to relay the super hero names I'm developing in my head for you. Yet...
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I went to Glastonbury when it was still cool, and also somewhat clean. Oddly enough it was the first AND last music festival I attended.

I'm not even going to relay the super hero names I'm developing in my head for you. Yet...
Oh, a hipster one-time festival attendee? I thought you people ALL lived in London - sure are a lot of you there...
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Oh, a hipster one-time festival attendee? I thought you people ALL lived in London - sure are a lot of you there...
Yes, many many moons ago as a sweet naive 18 year old. We tend to explore the world and use London as the drop-in centre/cash cow. There's not much else to be said for it though.
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Yes, many many moons ago as a sweet naive 18 year old. We tend to explore the world and use London as the drop-in centre/cash cow. There's not much else to be said for it though.
True. Though there is fun to be had when you know where to go and have letters of introduction to the discreeter places.
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I was at Glastonbury in '98 when the toilet truck was set to blow, not suck, all over the Dance Tent. Two feet deep in dysentery and mud for three days, and when I finally got home to remove it with a knife I saw I had an open wound on my left leg into which the shit-mud cocktail had been seeping for days.

I didn't die, but on the other hand, I'm not even Spiderman, so...

That could put some off dancing for a good long while.

How does the Poopsmith make such a malodorous mistake? Perhaps he did not care for the opening act.


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My dear man, I will pile them all up in the corner for you, freshly spanked for having the audacity to put their bare ass on a perfectly lovely pool table. As long as you remove them, you may do with them what you will.
You wouldn't mind leaving at least one or two of the more delectable asses unspanked, would you? Sometimes that's the best part.
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