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My thread to review LIT poems.
Since you are back ...... again ..... and you didn't seem to care much for the poem I wrote about you and Busybody ....
..... would you please take time out of your busy productive schedule and critique this rap I posted about your friend Eyer?
Hurricane Eyer
For real
Run for cover
There's a storm abrewin
Get out of his path of ruin
Or feel the wrath of Hurricane Eyer
Surreal
For sure
Deadlier than an Old Testament pillar of fire
A killer force of nature
Everyone from the state capitol to Big Sur
Knows Eyer really blows
Tumbling rough
Causing harm
Blows my billy goat's gruff right across the farm
Knocking the henhouse into the pig sty
Sucks my cock fighting ring
High up in the sky
And as if that wasn't enough
I ask the Lord
Who seems to have me by the scruff
Or the ballsack
Why have you forsaken me
Taken my crops
Refuse to give them back?
See, says Jehova
Eyer is a like super nova
Full of hot air
Noxious gas
Ready to explode
Reaching critical mass
Because he's such an obnoxious load
Every so often
Blowhards need to vent
And soften
Taking themselves way too seriously
Eyer, so delirious
He is imperious
A goose stepping armpit fart saluting Nazi
Furiously dictating to everyone living in his city
Eyer blew open the door into summer
Like Arnold Schwarzenegger driving a hummer
Larger than life in his own mind
Superior in every way to his own kind
Yet obviously dumber than a tree stump
Listen to him thump his Bible
Grind away with the same ole libel
Like a chump with a large stick up his rump
A hurricane on the way
Bringing the pain
In the form of a migraine today
As I read what little is on his brain
That he can't post in nothing less than a 10,000 word essay
Let the horses out of the barn
Before this Arnie wannabee
Not so sly Stallone
See red
Beats them dead
Silly
And craps up yet another thread
While we raps willy nilly about topics
Still he can't wrap his head around
Continuing to fuck the same dead philly
Right up the ass
Oh, shit - I had the gall
To break two forum rules with one stone
With any luck
This rap session too shall pass
As the faded winds of this flabby flabbergasted mass
Are downgraded into the usual jaded
Topical depression known as
Eyer
Don't have time. I'm recruiting new members who will read the poems and one bomb them so our faux ersatz poets get over themselves. I'm very excited about the good it will do.
BUTTERS/HARRY THE FAIRY will soon be as popular as a leper colony.
You seem to live with the misconception that the poets who participate in the forum on a regular basis give a shit about ratings.
They care. And they'll care a lot more when their 'prestige' is deflated and they gotta improve their wares. BUTTERS is like every thugs ma, BUT HES SUCH A GOOD BOY.
They care. And they'll care a lot more when their 'prestige' is deflated and they gotta improve their wares. BUTTERS is like every thugs ma, BUT HES SUCH A GOOD BOY.
Yes, I will admit Butters is more man than you will ever be.