Toy storage

My ex kept our toys, most which I bought, in a drawer in her nightstand. Dildo, vibrators, cuffs, leash, restraints, etc. Her mom found them once but was not judgmental in the least! I liked that someone else knew our kinks.
 
I have a drawer by the bed, a bag beside the bed, some inside the ottoman in dressing room, a double latch drawer in the bathroom for the bath and shower toys, and a drawer in my home office. I'm pretty good at cleaning up in time but inevitably something gets left out somewhere, or something needs recharging. The girls have snooped around but we operate on a policy of don't ask, don't tell, ask anything and discuss anything. Yes, mum masturbates and puts things inside her.

My mother-in-law got a pretty good view very early in our relationship when she ducked in to use the ensuite bathroom and saw a few things by the bed and a suction cup item in the shower. Just who I am and in my own house.
 
My mother-in-law got a pretty good view very early in our relationship when she ducked in to use the ensuite bathroom and saw a few things by the bed and a suction cup item in the shower. Just who I am and in my own house.

We helped some friends of ours move a while back. Wasn't a long trek, just a few miles, so we used our pickup trucks.
WE were going room to room, getting each one at a time, and I whipped a drawer out of the bedroom dresser.....nothing but toys. Lots of toys. Me & my buddy left the women to chat about the merits of each, and headed to another room.

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I broke into my parents safe plus finding the porn collection. Everything will be found.
 
Night stand drawer

That's where my wife stores hers... very convenient. The kids have found them, but I think kids that snoop would find them regardless.
 
I had a fwb for 3-4 months before I moved but she came over one time after work and I don't recall what we were talking about but she for some reason mentioned she was pretty sure her daughter got into her toys. She had told me previously what she had and she was also told me a little background when we first met about her family. And I go at that age? She knows what they are for? And she says unfortunately i think so. She was young. I won't mention here. But all I could say was must be she's ready for the talk from Mom.
 
Here's an idea:
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Funny and true story.............GF and I were flying and when our bags arrived, we heard ours before we saw it as it had accidentally got turned on while in transit and was vibrating against a plastic bottle which amplified the sound even more. All eyes in the arrival area were on the bag, some even backing away from it as it would explode. We were shy to claim ownership and watched it make a few circles before I got up the nerve to grab it before security was called, then we made a quick exit with it thumping away and jumped into the first taxi and only then could turn it off without all seeing.
Would be a great plot for a ever ready battery commercial hahaha
 
When my grandmother died my dad decided that I should be the lucky recipient of a giant crate filled with her old religious VHS tapes - think Billy Graham or Robert Schuller Hour of Power type stuff. My wife and I emptied out the box, filled it half way with our toys, and covered them up with a bunch of the tapes. It sits in the corner of our closet and I'm pretty sure the kids have never once wanted to look in there for anything. The only downside is that whenever we want to get frisky we have to wade through a sea of Billy Grahams to get to the good stuff.
 
Most of our collection is in a gun safe in our closet. Hitachi wand (Mom's back massager;)) is in the night stand. Our two favorite dildos are in a hollowed out book on the bookshelf. Nothing is safer from prying kids than Shakespeare!
 
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Hi Jada, I'd suggest those white stackable locking file drawers from The Container Store. It's also a good practice to bag your toys separately before you place them in your toy box. I sew cotton drawstring bags (similar to fabric wine bags) for my toys. I hope this helps. :)

Thanks! I do have a drawer unit that I could put in there. I was mainly using it as a hiding place for tools as my ex was always taking my tools! Need to get a nice big tool box and move that into my bedroom!
 
When my grandmother died my dad decided that I should be the lucky recipient of a giant crate filled with her old religious VHS tapes - think Billy Graham or Robert Schuller Hour of Power type stuff. My wife and I emptied out the box, filled it half way with our toys, and covered them up with a bunch of the tapes. It sits in the corner of our closet and I'm pretty sure the kids have never once wanted to look in there for anything. The only downside is that whenever we want to get frisky we have to wade through a sea of Billy Grahams to get to the good stuff.

Hahaha!
 
My ex kept our toys, most which I bought, in a drawer in her nightstand. Dildo, vibrators, cuffs, leash, restraints, etc. Her mom found them once but was not judgmental in the least! I liked that someone else knew our kinks.

Alas, no drawer in mine. It does have a cupboard type thing and they were in there but it got to be a pain, opening it and contorting myself on the bed to get at what I wanted.
 
This holds all the toys and supplies you would want to pick up...

Protege Rolling Duffel, 25" (Walmart Exclusive)

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The Sybian and accessories has it's own place.

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I keep most of mine in a drawer in the armoire in my bedroom and a couple of vibes in my nightstand drawer for any emergency use. :D

I do have a Sybian that is in my closet. I want to find someone to build me a short stand on wheels that is stable enough for me to use it and wheel it out and after use back into the closet. It is sort of awkward for me pulling it out and putting it away.
 
Toys

I used to keep them in a bag at the bottom of my closet but I had to move them so now I keep them under the chest of draws
 
I keep most of mine in a drawer in the armoire in my bedroom and a couple of vibes in my nightstand drawer for any emergency use. :D

I do have a Sybian that is in my closet. I want to find someone to build me a short stand on wheels that is stable enough for me to use it and wheel it out and after use back into the closet. It is sort of awkward for me pulling it out and putting it away.

I'm jealous. I would love one of those. Just not a,priority for the toy budget. :(
 
Since we have "her toys", "my toys", and "our toys" we have multiple toy bags in multiple locations.

Our bedroom set is a huge Pier Wall Platform Bed that was converted from a waterbed to conventional mattresses decades ago. It has drawers and cabinets in the piers, drawers in the platform beneath the mattress, and a deep storage compartment with sliding doors in the headboard beneath the mirror.

My wife has always kept a few of her toys and a small bottle of lube, those she wants readily within reach for spontaneity (small vibrator, rabbit...), in the pier on her side in small makeup bag. It has never been locked.

Her bigger toys and OUR bigger toys, including some strap-on dildos and harnesses, a couple of double-ended dildos, a few large anal toys (think Goose, Nightstick...), a few smaller butt plugs for her, and leather "bondage wear", cuffs, collars, straps, paddles...are kept in a large "carpet bag" type carry on on the floor on her side of the closet. It used to be padlocked but hasn't been since the kids grew up and moved out. The padlock is still there for when we travel to secure it for when it might be handled by the bellman at a hotel.

On my side of the headboard, in the compartment beneath the mirror in an open plastic bin are my "men's panties" and a few camisoles, chemises, baby dolls and men's lingerie from the likes of Body Aware, Xdress and Homme Mystere. You know, basically every day men's lingerie stuff....LOL My wife's "fuck me" type lingerie is just kept in a drawer on her side of the pedestal or hanging in the closet.

Beneath that, is a large rip-stop duffel type carry on with MY more adventurous lingerie, bras, bustiers, corsets, garters, hose, crotchless panties...and more feminine sleepwear, robes etc. It also contains a few LARGE realistic phallic type dildos. This is usually padlocked.

My wife and I used to share the master en suite bath but, with the kids no longer at home, we spread out and I have taken over the main bath off the hallway. (Think huge four bedroom ranch style home). On one shelf in the vanity compartment closest to the shower/bath, is a large duffel containing my toys, butt plugs from smallish (Knock Knock) to HUGE and large dildos. On the other shelf is a large duffel containing my enema/colonic supplies including a four quart silicon bag, hoses, nozzles, colon tubes and retention nozzles. Since this is also the guest bath, these are usually kept locked (lest I forget when guests come over).

With really nowhere else to keep them (upright), and because I really don't care who "knows" anymore, there are numerous bottles of lubes, some of which might have...gasp..."anal" on their label, in the medicine chest above the toilet. Hey, if you don't want to know...don't go snooping. Also, and in the same vein, there are several bottles of lubes, oils and potions within easy reach on the open shelf of the "pier" on my side of the bed. Hey, when you need it you don't want to stop what you're doing and go fumbling in the dark...right?
 
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Yeah. I think I only have one thing that's plastic. I'm more into glass and metal. A little silicone.

Actually, the silicon and latex toys are among the most reactive and should be kept from touching one another by various means. That's also why some lubes say "not safe with latex condoms" or "not for use with silicon toys"....

I isolate mine from each other with various means. Some go in plastic ziploc bags with which they are not reactive, and some (like the Doc Johnson Realistics and Ultraskyn) come with their own cloth bag. I also regularly treat these with their Refresh Powder.
 
I'm jealous. I would love one of those. Just not a,priority for the toy budget. :(

Yeah, I understand, Sybians are expensive, but once you try one you never want to be without one. LOL!


I was very fortunate as I was the model for one of their advertisements many years ago and they gave me a special deal for the one we used. Basically, I did the shoot for free except for my agents commission. I have had to have mine recovered once and a new switch that controls it replaced once. These were both just "age and use" issues, but otherwise it was given me and a few friends a lot of pleasure. I love it. :D
 
Yeah, I understand, Sybians are expensive, but once you try one you never want to be without one. LOL!


I was very fortunate as I was the model for one of their advertisements many years ago and they gave me a special deal for the one we used. Basically, I did the shoot for free except for my agents commission. I have had to have mine recovered once and a new switch that controls it replaced once. These were both just "age and use" issues, but otherwise it was given me and a few friends a lot of pleasure. I love it. :D

Sounds like a great opportunity for you. Glad the maintenance is easy enough, too!
 
Actually, the silicon and latex toys are among the most reactive and should be kept from touching one another by various means. That's also why some lubes say "not safe with latex condoms" or "not for use with silicon toys"....

I isolate mine from each other with various means. Some go in plastic ziploc bags with which they are not reactive, and some (like the Doc Johnson Realistics and Ultraskyn) come with their own cloth bag. I also regularly treat these with their Refresh Powder.

Each of my individual toys, plastic, silicone, etc. I keep in their own little bags. I forget where I bought the bags, but they have draw strings and are made of a velvet like material and come in several sizes. I wash and air dry them after use then put them back in their bags. Arizona is so dry I haven't had other problems with them. Some I have had for years,
 
Each of my individual toys, plastic, silicone, etc. I keep in their own little bags. I forget where I bought the bags, but they have draw strings and are made of a velvet like material and come in several sizes. I wash and air dry them after use then put them back in their bags. Arizona is so dry I haven't had other problems with them. Some I have had for years,

Didn't know about this...

http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/sheets-of-sanfrancisco-sybian-cover.html

https://mistress.sydney/sessions/sybian-stand

Might take some research...
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/sybian/

These people might be talked into it...

http://discreetdesigns.com/index.html
https://bonnieandclydefurniture.com/

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A local cabinet shop can make you a custom cart for the Grand fathers antique tool box with rim for it to set down in and a upholstery shop can find some matching material to cover it in.
 
Didn't know about this...

http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/sheets-of-sanfrancisco-sybian-cover.html

https://mistress.sydney/sessions/sybian-stand

Might take some research...
http://www.angelfire.com/weird2/sybian/

These people might be talked into it...

http://discreetdesigns.com/index.html
https://bonnieandclydefurniture.com/

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A local cabinet shop can make you a custom cart for the Grand fathers antique tool box with rim for it to set down in and a upholstery shop can find some matching material to cover it in.

OOOOH Thanks for these and the suggestion for a Sybian stand. I don't want it to high. Not even bar stool height or even chair height. I just want to be able to straddle it and lower myself slightly on it. :D


I noticed something interesting about the Sybian ad. It appears they have now made is a little smaller than the one I have (mine is an early one) and putting a cloth cover on it. Mine came with a vinyl leather look, but when I had it recovered, it I had the upholstery guy put a soft leather on it. I like it a lot more. :D

Liked the Bonnie and Clyde furniture. Been mounted and used very similar items more than a few times in the past. Thanks.
 
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