The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

Handley_Page said:

And you get a schizophrenic pianist.



I put in a old Church Organ.

Click to expand...

Noor said:

and you get Ravenspurn

I put in chocolate and bananas

Click to expand...

Saxon_Hart said:

But the split gives you the shits.

I put in some Imodium AD.

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

but the lid will not budge.


I put in a wet Sunday afternoon.

Click to expand...

Noor said:

and you get Kyoto moss

I put in a retiring pope

Click to expand...

NekoParks said:

and you get Saint Malachy prophecy

I put in fresh baked chocolate chip cookies...

Click to expand...

Saxon_Hart said:

And you find that someone has drank all of your milk.

I put in a box of Quick chocolate milk mix.

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

but the milk's off.


I put in a new tooth.

Click to expand...

Artina Heartflash said:

and that bites the big one.

Milk Duds... I put in milk duds

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

BUT: All Duds are filed in the rubbish bin for later recycling.



I put in a 223-tooth gear wheel

Click to expand...

Tio_Narratore said:

and Lili St-Cyr strips it.

I put in a vaudeville revival...

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

But Mz StCyr is past her best, I fear.


I put in a burlesque

Click to expand...

Saxon_Hart said:

But Madonna finds it too tawdry.


I put in twins and a tube of KY.

Click to expand...

Artina Heartflash said:

TWIN WHAT?

and you get scrambled eggs and jelly

I put in slippery electric eel juice

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

But it does not cure the problem on the damaged ankle.



I put in a road full of new snow.

Click to expand...

Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a 72-car pile-up on the M-!.

I putin a decent set of snow tires...

Click to expand...

Handley_Page said:

[please do not tempt Fate]


But the weather turns hot and dry.


I put in a new piece of telephone cable.

Click to expand...

Tio_Narratore said:

and it's put on display in the ancient technology wing of the British Museum.

I put in a visit to the Wellcome collection...

Click to expand...

stickygirl said:

where they hand out bars of Glaxo

I put in a face pack and a cucumber

Click to expand...

Tio_Narratore said:

and get mistaken for a salad, but enjoy the experience anyway.

I put in a fishing trip to a secluded little trout stream...

Oh, Hi Jane! How are you, girl?

Click to expand...

All the better for seeing you dear Tio

stickygirl said:

and you get more than your trout tickled

I put in a pivotal spreadsheet

All the better for seeing you dear Tio

Click to expand...

You flatter me, dear. But you just might get that osculatio you seek...

Tio_Narratore said:

and your numbers get all turned around.

I put in a forensic audit...

You flatter me, dear. But you just might get that osculatio you seek...

Click to expand...

because you're worth it

stickygirl said:

...and you're asked for a DNA sample

I put in crisp white sheets and a warm fire

because you're worth it

Click to expand...

stickygirl said:

...and you're asked for a DNA sample

I put in crisp white sheets and a warm fire

because you're worth it

Click to expand...

You're such a sweet girl, Jane...Thank you.

Tio_Narratore said:

and you get tucked into between the sheets...or was that get tucked in between the sheets?

I put in the prospect of a warm Spring day...

You're such a sweet girl, Jane...Thank you.

Click to expand...