I've nothing to say...

I am a bastard.
A sick one at that.
Some say I'm a jerk.
Some say I'm a rat.

A jerk or a rat,
Or a bastard who's sick,
They are only just names,
So whichever you pick,
I'll still be just me
For better or worse.

And now I'm ending
This Dr Seuss like verse.
 
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"If you can't say something good about someone, sit right here by me."~Alice Roosevelt Longsworth (Teddy's little girl)
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A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.
Mel Brooks
 
You should write more
why don't you, please do
so much nothing to say
and a lot of less fat to chew
:D

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Six hundred miles
Under the sun
Another six hundred
And still not done
A long way to go
A long way to run
Six hundred miles
Under the sun.
 
And if yer down on yer luck
I know y'all sympathize
Find a girl with far away eyes
And if yer downright disgusted
And life ain't worth a damn
Find a girl with far away eyes
 
Quantum Entanglement twists my head into knots. All of quantum mechanics does. I really wish I was smart enough to hack the calculus, then maybe some of this stuff would make more sense.
 
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.

Before the first manned missions into space, it wasn't certain that one would even be able to swallow food in free-fall.

Of course, swallowing & vomiting are controlled by the body, not by conditions mimicking zero-g, so I'm not surprised.

The big question: What was so nasty that it gagged a frog? Who hadda clean up THAT mess?:eek:
 
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