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Ouch! Careful Tio... Why don't you hold his changing bag Maj...nugh, grunt
Hi TomHello, strange woman. What bed are we in? And why are you so sticky - did I miss something fun?
Hi Tom
the dragon made me sticky and the angel found my guilt
Blue - Is that normal for dragons? I'd hate to say the wrong thingI'm sure my Dragon will change to a shade of blue for you if you ask nicely.
Blue - Is that normal for dragons? I'd hate to say the wrong thing
No balls should be red, Red ( glad your name's not 'hairy')I would say it might be normal for dragons, depending on the dragon. It's not so normal for balls, though.
No balls should be red, Red ( glad your name's not 'hairy')
Red and white go well togetherBut some shades of red mean they're full of blood and the fun is either about to commence or already under way.
Red and white go well together
Blue - Is that normal for dragons? I'd hate to say the wrong thing
That's better, thanks. Ooo - you're underside is really quite soft until ... I get to this!!No, dear.
Blue is not a 'normal colour' (subspecies Draconis Norwegicus is the nearest you'll get to blue).
Meanwhile, let us discuss colouration a little further under the blankets. . .
That's better, thanks. Ooo - you're underside is really quite soft until ... I get to this!!
Just you roll back, then I use both hands *spit* hmm - that's polishing up nicelyAa a a hh h h .
Do not stop, please.
Just you roll back, then I use both hands *spit* hmm - that's polishing up nicely
Well he's a big lad - could help me out here Maj?You sure know how to use those hands!
Well he's a big lad - could help me out here Maj?
Yea but be careful - I think he's about go offSure - how about I swirl my tongue around the head for a while?
I'll bet he like that.
Yea but be careful - I think he's about go off
This I have to see ( i hope there's a lifeguard somewhere )Don't worry - I'll swallow.
This I have to see ( i hope there's a lifeguard somewhere )
As a matter of fact I think there is.
Calling out - "Tio!"
Go to it, girl; you're a Norse gal - there's no dragon too big for you to swallow!
OMG Pull back Maj - you're going to drown! ... *sigh* not a bad way to go though... Tio - that is NOT how you do CPR!Yeah, but you might stretch it a bit.