Austin8
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but all you hear is the "Engaged" tone.
I put in a new telephone exchange
and I exchange my old rotary dial for a fancy new rotary dial
I put in a Hank Williams song
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but all you hear is the "Engaged" tone.
I put in a new telephone exchange
and I exchange my old rotary dial for a fancy new rotary dial
I put in a Hank Williams song
and, Ma & Pa Kettle are sitting on the front porch just a rockin back and forth, real slow like.
I put in a white picket fence.
and the stinging nettle keeps you far far away from the front gate
I put in a yowlin' cat and a rickety ass porch swing
and, you get a bucket of water to throw on the cat and something greasy for the ass problem.
I put in a swinging gate.
Did you know stinging nettle stops bleeding?
greasy wont fix rickety, and yes I did know
I put in a corn cob pipe
and, you get a straw hat to shade you from the summer sun.
I put in a diamond studded cigarette holder.
and you have breakfast at Tiffany's.
I, ever so lightly, put in a sprig of holly...
which fits nicely on the Plum, Pudding.
I put in the threepenny bit.
and you get a 40.00 drill motor
I put in a CNC water jet machine
and you get a stern note from the dentist saying it is not to be used again as an electric toothbrush.
I put in a glass wing butterfly on a philadendron leaf...
awwww and you get a wide eyes of wonderment as we watch quietly
I put in a drawing for my sweety
and your sweety gasps in shock when she looks at the "plowing" pic in your sketchbook thread.
I put in some lovely merlot jelly, straight from the hippie jelly maker...
and it taste amazing on fresh biscuits
I put in a bag of potting soil
and you get Hoe to dig it.
I put in a blister from the rake...
and you get ointment, a band aid, and a big hug from dad
I put in a breakfast taco and tea
and you get Grandma cookies for the road.
I put in a rain dance designed to conjure up a day off...
and you overdo it, getting 40 days off.
I put in blueprints for a large boat...
and, all the Lit authors board the new boat, cuz what would this world be like without any porn in it?
I put in just one goody-two-shoes in a pair of red stilettos.
and the Vending Machine Choir sings That's Why the Lady is a Tramp.
I put in an eager street missionary...
and, you will all be received in Graceland.
I put in a jungle room.
and Indiana Jones makes his way through the bushes.
I put in an ancient golden statuette of Aphrodite...
and, you place it on the mantle and pray that she comes to life.
I put in a small vile of sand from a Greek island.
and it spills, but spreads out the door and becomes an Aegean beach in your backyard.
I put in an Adonis with suntan oil for you...
ah, now you're talking a better kind of therapy.
I put in a tent on that beach with the side walls tied back to the corner posts and a tropical breeze flowing through, the sounds of the waves lapping on the shore, the red wine in a stone chalis, and me laying naked on a chase. I mean, I put in a picture post card--wish you were here.