A Post-Porn Starlet Is Born

A reformed porn starlet* ("Catherine de Blowme"), who has kept her old identity secret, falls in love with and marries a senior manager in the county's department of library affairs.

However, she still hears a porn director's voice in her head every time she has sex.

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Ted returns from another long day, unlocks the front door and walks into the living rom, finding his wife in yet another French-maid outfit, waiting for him in a barcalounger. He stares at her, says, "OK, Kath, but no strange positions this time".

She makes no move until she hears ....

And ..... Action!

She rises up our of the lounge chair, sashays to him to the porn soundtrack in her mind, says something in flawless high school French, the falls to her knees and with furiously loud slurping noises blows him stupid, while angling away and arranging her honey blonde hair around her shoulders, making eye contact with an imaginary camera ...

"Come on, Kath, I said no strange positions ..." He was still able to speak, barely.

"Cut... cut ... damn lighting is bad.. where's the gaffer?"

"What .. what are you doing, Kath you can't stop now ... ."


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Notes
* Catherine did have the lead in Bend Over Babes No. 159, Suede Erotica (2008).



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This sounds like a really funny idea. I wonder if real life porn actors/actresses have this problem as well. No matter if you take it the humor route and make it really funny or the more serious psychological route, this certainly sounds like an interesting story to read.

ThisNameIsntTakenYet said:

This sounds like a really funny idea. I wonder if real life porn actors/actresses have this problem as well. No matter if you take it the humor route and make it really funny or the more serious psychological route, this certainly sounds like an interesting story to read.

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cracked.com had a couple of articles you might be interesting in looking up, one was an interview of a guy who was a cameraman on a porn shoot, and another who was a girl in a Nevada brothel (in Pahrump). the Nevada prostitute had an interesting story about being the "prize" for the "employee of the year", who was some janitorial guy.

I fear this will necessarily be a pre-2000 period piece, before the Web destroyed the pr0n industry. I read (here) that the modern average female pr0nstar's career is now four to six months. Months. It's hard to accrete the described habits now. Make her a Golden Age (1980s) star with an addiction.

I like the idea, but as Hypoxia said it would be more realistic if it were set in the '80s and '90s. The star system is dead in 2016; for every recognizable name there are a hundred 18-year-olds who enter and then quit after six months. Tube sites are streaming pirated porn for free. The industry is also being destroyed by cam modeling sites.

Hey, there's an idea. Instead of a porn 'star' you can make her a retired cam girl, and instead of a director's voice she hears tip noises.

OR you could make her a reclusive ex starlet with a family and a new name like Bambi Woods.

MayorReynolds said:

I like the idea, but as Hypoxia said it would be more realistic if it were set in the '80s and '90s. The star system is dead in 2016; for every recognizable name there are a hundred 18-year-olds who enter and then quit after six months. Tube sites are streaming pirated porn for free. The industry is also being destroyed by cam modeling sites.

Hey, there's an idea. Instead of a porn 'star' you can make her a retired cam girl, and instead of a director's voice she hears tip noises.

OR you could make her a reclusive ex starlet with a family and a new name like Bambi Woods.

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forest/trees.

Maybe whenever her husband or son gets home and screams " Honey I have come" ... She gets restless, then calms herself down smiling at her own naughty thoughts...