STory Request: Movie Parodies

Hey everyone. I was wondering if anyone could maybe work with a parody of the movies, Braveheart, Conan The Barbarian, and The Warriors. Does anyone find that possible.

Nephlim14 said:

Hey everyone. I was wondering if anyone could maybe work with a parody of the movies, Braveheart, Conan The Barbarian, and The Warriors. Does anyone find that possible.

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I won't comment on the others (because I barely remember them) but IMHO Conan can't be done well on LIT. No fucking till he's 18? Ha! No snuff? Ha! No bestiality? Ha! A pr0n Conan would necessarily fuck demonic animals, fuck barely-nubile wenches, fuck and kill, and keep fucking. No, Conan is too much for LIT. Red Sonja would fit here.

I've done movie parodies. I have one for Gone With The Wind, and a James Bond spoof. Probably others I can't remember.

Carnevil9 said:

I've done movie parodies. I have one for Gone With The Wind, and a James Bond spoof. Probably others I can't remember.

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How were they received by readers?

IMHO the best targets for parody are vanilla tales tarted-up to over-the-top sexuality. I recall XXX versions (films, texts, and comix) of classic literature and fairytales. The contrast between innocence and lasciviousness provides the punch, and the punchlines. Think of Wally Wood's PORNO DISNEY centerfold.

I'm not familiar with Braveheart, saw it once when it was new. . . .and the guy dips his face in Tidy Bowl. . . . yadda yadda. Don't care.

The others I would argue just aren't great spoof material, well maybe Conan. Reason being that once you parody it enough to be off the subject you might as well have told a story of a random Barbarian.

Cinderella

The classic XXX parodies are the fairy stories, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Puss in Boots. What do the ugly step sisters get up to with Prince Charming? There must be thousands of movies and TV series ripe for parodying. Anything with spies trying to extract information or being held against their will. You could remake any Bond as a porno.

Silk Stalkings

I was hoping someone would reply to this, but they didn't so I'll keep it going.

Speaking of parodies does anyone remember the TV show Silk Stalkings about police investigating sex related crimes. Rather than being parody this show always felt like they'd made it as a porno and then edited the porn out. Watching it felt like they'd been fucking before the shot or were just about to, but threw to an ad instead.

ericrodman101 said:

I was hoping someone would reply to this, but they didn't so I'll keep it going.

Speaking of parodies does anyone remember the TV show Silk Stalkings about police investigating sex related crimes. Rather than being parody this show always felt like they'd made it as a porno and then edited the porn out. Watching it felt like they'd been fucking before the shot or were just about to, but threw to an ad instead.

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I remember that show. I always had the hots for Mitzi whats-her-name. Also liked how the two leads always called each other "Sam" even though it wasn't either of their names!

An idea for a Conan parody titled "Onan the Lapsarian" popped into my head the other day. Won't get round to doing anything with it for a while though.

CyranoJ said:

An idea for a Conan parody titled "Onan the Lapsarian" popped into my head the other day. Won't get round to doing anything with it for a while though.

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"Gonad the Riparian" has floated in my head for decades now. Didn't seem worth getting excited over. Action heroes and heroines, barbarian or not, just seem too easy.

"Shaken or stirred, Mister Bond?" Doctor NoNoNo asked silkily, gesturing to the vibro-rack and centrifuge as the agent struggled ineffectually with the handcuffs. Or maybe his choices are a Sumo wrestler and a karate champ, both naked, with monstrous erections. Call it YOU ONLY FUCK TWICE.

Meanwhile, Conan and Red Sonja fight for a comely bar girl; threesomes ensue, natch, and then a few more. In AIR FORCE NUN, the hot president uses his mighty prong to fuck into submission the Carmelite terrorist hijackers. In SPARTACUS, well, the orgies, y'know...