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Old 11-13-2017, 07:14 PM   #77
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Astonished neighbors watch Detroit cops brawl each other in undercover drug sting gone wrong

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Two officers from the 12th Precinct were posing as drug dealers Thursday when they attempted to arrest two undercover officers from the 11th Precinct after mistaking them for buyers, reported WJBK-TV.

Other officers from the 12th Precinct’s special operations team showed up to raid a nearby house, but police from the two precincts instead started fighting each other.

Witnesses said guns were drawn and punches thrown in front of startled neighbors.

“You’ve got to have to have more communication, I guess,” said one neighbor who watched the brawl. “I don’t understand what happened about that — communicate.”
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‘Absolutely unacceptable’: Navy apologizes after aircrew members draw a penis in the sky


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A Botox scandal has gripped Saudi Arabia’s camel beauty pageant, with a dozen contestants disqualified amid suspicion their lips had been surgically enhanced.

The annual contest has been moved from its previous venue in the desert to the outskirts of the capital Riyadh, where a jury rates tens of thousands of camels based on their appearance. The event is part of a big festival that celebrates the animal, which symbolizes Bedouin life in the desert.

“The camel is a symbol of Saudi Arabia,” the chief judge of the show, Fawzan al-Madi, said as news that twelve camels were kicked out of the competition broke, Reuters reported. “We used to preserve it out of necessity, now we preserve it as a pastime.”

With a prize money total of around $57 million, it is no surprise that around 30,000 camels have been entered in the show, but the month-long event has already run into controversy.
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Morning, y’all, Donald Trump did that thing again! The thing that makes his lawyers call their local alcohol delivery service and say, “Bring us a ten gallon bucket of Jägermeister and some straws, we are getting fuuuuuucked up tonight!” That’s right, he emerged from John Kelly’s office Wednesday afternoon out of nowhere and decided to talk to reporters without adult supervision.

It went badly. It always goes badly. We will start with the part that for sure gave his lawyers a heart attack, where he said publicly he CAN’T WAIT to go under oath in the Mueller investigation, unlike that criminal haint Hillary Clinton, who didn’t go under oath at all, did you know that? Did you know Hillary didn’t go under oath? Well if you don’t know Hillary didn’t do it under oath, MAGGIE HABERMAN, then you are a bad reporter, MAGGIE WITH THE BAD QUESTIONS.

WaPo doesn’t identify her in the transcript, but Haberman is the one who asked the question, then got berated by Trump:
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REPORTER: To reach a higher standard, you would do it under oath?

TRUMP: Oh, I would do it under oath.

REPORTER: You would?

TRUMP: Absolutely.
Ha ha ha, Under Oath!
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I seem to remember a slight walkback.

"my lawyers" cropped up, during that last minute blurb. (weasel words Trump cannot stop himself, from talking out of both sides of his mouth.)


"Trump's legal team has since made it clear that the talks about any interview are still underway and the particulars have not been worked out."

https://www.npr.org/2018/01/25/58063...terview-talksp

The reason Trump’s lawyers have been hesitant to let him talk to Mueller, except under tightly controlled circumstances, is that he lies like crazy when he can be easily caught, and also occasionally blurts out admissions he shouldn’t make. His extemporaneous offer is good evidence of why the Trump legal team wants to keep him away from Mueller.

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Missouri Women Won’t Have To Get Their Demons Ultrasounded. Thanks, Satanic Temple!




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Our favorite Freedom From Religion trolls, The Satanic Temple, have taken a big step beyond erecting Fallen Angel Yuletide displays or meeting school Bible giveaways with Satanic activity books for kids. They’ve gone and gotten the state of Missouri to partly back down on a restrictive abortion law that had required women wanting an abortion to submit to a medically unnecessary ultrasound. On Wednesday, the state’s solicitor general, D. John Sauer, said during oral arguments before the state Supreme Court that the law’s intent was only to give a woman the opportunity to receive an ultrasound (and hear the precious fetus’s heartbeat), but that actually having the ultrasound is not mandatory.
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It might not be especially lawyerly, but it makes the point pretty well. Also, congratulations to media; the three outlets we used for this story, including a Denver teevee station, were all careful to note that the Satanic Temple is a “non-theistic religious organization” whose members “don’t believe in literal Satan but see the biblical Satan as a metaphor for rebellion against tyranny.” That’s an impressive degree of not-freaking-out. Now if the Gateway Pundit would just get a clue (Haha, we are funny).
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1. Extreme violence in the media is fine, just don’t show a nipple.

2. Our puritan prudery.

3. Our fear of hugs.

4. Our anti-abortion violence.

5. Our preference for circumcision.

Studies (both formal andinformal) have shown that women in the U.S. have strong preferences for circumcised penises, citing “visual appeal” and “sexual hygiene” as reasons for their predisposition. European women, of course, prefer their men with dong-snuggies
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Man featured in ads for pro-Trump dating site was convicted of child sex crimes: report

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Barrett Riddleberger is featured on the front page of a new dating site for fans of President Donald Trump. While the site has been mocked for not allowing LGBT people but allowing married people, it may soon fall under scrutiny for its screening practices.

According to the Associated Press, Riddleberger, a North Carolina man, was found guilty of indecent liberties with a child.

Jodi and William Barrett Riddleberger, who are both pictured on the dating site, met each other as part of a Tea Party-inspired political action committee in Guilford County. It’s unclear what their role or association with the website is, however.

State records revealed Riddleberger was convicted in 1995 after filming sex with a 15-year-old girl while he was 25.
That's appropriate at least.
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