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We had an outdoor "adult" drive-in theater where i grew up. Maybe Peewee Herman was in the last actual porn theatre building, but no I would not sit next to him.
Sure. Let’s make a bet as to where he cums...
Sure. Let’s make a bet as to where he cums...
No....
Yup we could hold hands!
Yup we could hold hands!
Is that the best you can do?
Sure.
Good idea! I think it says a lot about a person. Do you sheepishly cum into a shirt or sock? Does he proudly shoot it on his stomach/lap? Does he shoot it away from himself to the floor or towards the person next to him? So many questions...
Of course!
Exactly! See, you understand....
Yup, but I’m a giggler. I find such movies highly laughable. There’d be far more giggles than sexy things.
Yes. And if she doesn't giggle too loudly, she could just lay her hand in my lap.
Hell yeah, two shows for the price of one lol
I think the rules of porn etiquette dictate at least 2 spaces between each person. Ability to reach the popcorn without a groin strain is the perfect distance.
I would, but only if she had copious amounts of wet wipes on hand.
Of course I would. I know how packed those theaters can get. I'll even go one further and insist that we share a seat. I have a very comfortable lap once you figure out what to do with that one obstruction.
She might be laughing too much to focusYour tiny zipper never wants to lie flat. Have you thought about wearing drawstrings?
Sharing is caring and I appreciate your offer of the best seat in the house. Popcorn is on me, extra butter too. Excuse my slippery fingers please.
She might be laughing too much to focus
No, I'd be a distraction.......and not in a good way