American Sentences

Tsotha · Feb 28, 2014

Conference call required. Dishes and laundry are no laughing matter.

Wintermute01 · Feb 28, 2014

There's a note, in a box, atop a shelf, behind a door, that's unread.

butters · Feb 28, 2014

he held the wrong envelope and watched the post van pull away. "ohhhh shit!"

Wintermute01 · Feb 28, 2014

Two cards, one for his wife and one for his lover, just what could go wrong?

Tsotha · Feb 28, 2014

There's a letter, written for me, never sent, never read. Wish I could.

Wintermute01 · Mar 1, 2014

The note that matters is the one that she'll never send, "let's just go now".

UnderYourSpell · Mar 1, 2014

Love notes in his packed lunch, naughtier ones till his pal opened the box!

painful_rapture · Mar 1, 2014

I would have written something raunchy to teach that good 'pal' a lesson.

Wintermute01 · Mar 1, 2014

I'm confused, metaphor on metaphor, boxes, pals, notes, please explain.

UnderYourSpell · Mar 1, 2014

painful_rapture said:
I would have written something raunchy to teach that good 'pal' a lesson.

It was already raunchy enough

and he did open it with permission from my husband who didn't know what I'd put in there!

Wintermute01 said:
I'm confused, metaphor on metaphor, boxes, pals, notes, please explain.

You've just got a dirty mind finding metaphors where not intended!

Wintermute01 · Mar 1, 2014

UnderYourSpell said:
It was already raunchy enough and he did open it with permission from my husband who didn't know what I'd put in there!

You've just got a dirty mind finding metaphors where not intended!

Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

Angeline · Mar 1, 2014

Wintermute01 said:
Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, big boy. And then sometimes not.

Wintermute01 · Mar 1, 2014

Angeline said:
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, big boy. And then sometimes not.

Sadly, Ange, there are two words in that sentence that don't apply to me.

Angeline · Mar 1, 2014

Wintermute01 said:
Sadly, Ange, there are two words in that sentence that don't apply to me.

No need for confession: I am a catholic in spirit only.

UnderYourSpell · Mar 1, 2014

Wintermute01 said:
Oh Angie, I'm shocked did I say the metaphors were dirty, come now!!

I'm Annie by the way

Remec · Mar 1, 2014

I called her 'St. Joan'

True, she heard unseen voices, but was mostly 'cause she smelled of ash.

Wintermute01 · Mar 1, 2014

UnderYourSpell said:
I'm Annie by the way

I am sorry Annie. :rose:

painful_rapture · Mar 2, 2014

Will she call his bluff or back down? Heads or tails, it doesn't matter now.

UnderYourSpell · Mar 2, 2014

Wintermute01 said:
I am sorry Annie.

You're forgiven

Wintermute01 · Mar 2, 2014

Inspired by WS

How do I love thee, let me count the ways, I'm gonna need more fingers.

painful_rapture · Mar 3, 2014

I wrote until the ink ran out, and still the words refuse to come out.

painful_rapture · Mar 3, 2014

A content kitty dozed in colored rays of light shining through stained glass.

painful_rapture · Mar 3, 2014

Who am I kidding, it wasn't ink; the booze ran out. I need a drink.

todski28 · Mar 3, 2014

brunch

The past meets the present, who holds the future, generations flow by

Wintermute01 · Mar 3, 2014

If you want time to flow, best stay away from black holes, and light speed ships.

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