Hey ladies, may I present myself, Rod, here for your pleasure and "amusement"

Kelleebabes said:

I was being polite...

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FuckRod_SexGod said:

I was talking to pervy sage and he suggested that women cum to more than just sexy pictures like the ones I've posted. He said I should add other stuff. I'm not a musician and I don't have a sexy voice, but I read some of his words and wanted to try a poem. I think him for the encouragement and hope you slept like it.

What you do to me (an ode to the ladies of lit)
Your lips.
Soft and wet make me want to forget.
That I shouldn't be kissing you. Cause I'll only be missing you.
More and more and more.
You have lips like the whorenextdoor.
And those eyes like sleepingbeauty
With a touch of Lorelei's booty.
I want to rip you apart at the seams
like you were sexy tights on stackeydreams.
Sneak up behind you and cup your breast,
like I'm patting you down cause you're under arrest.
I want to fill up your dreams at night.
Make you love me like talikat loves black and white.
I hope my words tickle your ear.
And your fancy, your clit and your sexy ass rear.
Your panties should mostly be wet.
Cause this poem's almost over but I don't wanna forget:
Sassyshedevil, temptress, fierywhore.
Aconitum and baby Jane I hope you need to see more.
Lovely2222 chinakat and the rest.
Even hotlitprof with your big bouncing chest.
If I left you out it was not on purpose.
I hope you cut me some slack I'm just new and I'm nervous.

Thank you all for the inspiration. This is fun.


-Rod

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Lovely2222 said:

Shameless display of humor!! We frown (upside down) at such displays of quirkiness.
<smiling>


I will have to come back and take notes (and perv on the pics)!

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FuckRod_SexGod said:

This place needs more Rod. Why did I ever leave.

Begin at the beginning if you want in on the fun.

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