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Are we sure that it was just his nose?
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Obie came to the realization that this was a typical case of American blind justice...
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In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is a freak.
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I meant that my cat agreed.

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I thought cats were supposed to disagree.
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I agree that cats are supposed to disagree.


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"Can she bake a cherry pie, Billy Boy, Billy Boy?"

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