loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 25, 2014 #1,376 "I like eating human flesh after sex."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 25, 2014 #1,377 "Oh my god your bleeding, why is it brown and red? Eeeehhhwwwwww."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 25, 2014 #1,378 "Why do you call out your Mothers name during sex?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,379 "I can't believe how much I fucked up my life."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,380 "Please provide instructions your body is abnormal?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,383 "Can I take a liquid shit in your mouth, everyone else lets me do it. By everbody I mean your grandmother."
"Can I take a liquid shit in your mouth, everyone else lets me do it. By everbody I mean your grandmother."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,384 "On second thought let’s stop, and go back to being friends. I'm not attracted to you. I actually think I’m gay now. Sorry, yes I believe I prefer women."
"On second thought let’s stop, and go back to being friends. I'm not attracted to you. I actually think I’m gay now. Sorry, yes I believe I prefer women."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,385 “Due to a birth defect my vagina has teeth, so be careful.”
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,386 "I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!"
"I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored!"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,388 "Sorry, I just don't work well under pressure."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,389 "What do you mean I'm in your ass. Why is it so fucking loose?"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,391 "I killed a man once, well more than once ha hah haha hah haha haha! Fuck me right or else! Lick my clit bitch!"
"I killed a man once, well more than once ha hah haha hah haha haha! Fuck me right or else! Lick my clit bitch!"
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,392 "You scream just like your great grandmother did last night."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,393 "Your chest is almost as flat as mine."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,395 "An Arab, a Jew, and a nun walk into a bar....."
loquere Smile! Joined May 19, 2011 Posts 35,204 Sep 27, 2014 #1,396 "Hey! Only grandpa's allowed to touch me there."
H humantouch Virgin Joined Mar 15, 2012 Posts 24 Sep 28, 2014 #1,397 I don't know what that flash was. Lightning I guess.
JKendallDane Plot Bunny Herder Joined Jun 26, 2012 Posts 6,897 Sep 28, 2014 #1,398 'Could you roll to the left a little? I think you may have shifted out of the camera's range.'
lovecraft68 Bad Doggie Joined Jul 13, 2009 Posts 41,787 Sep 28, 2014 #1,399 Hold on, we can't start until the other guys get here.
Hypoxia doesn't watch television Joined Sep 7, 2013 Posts 28,080 Sep 28, 2014 #1,400 (whistles) "C'mon, Rex! Good boy, Rex. Put it right there, Rex. You won't mind, will you, babe?"