StrangeLife
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Actually I totally plagiarised the concept from Bill Shakespeare, but since he is long dead I don't expect a DMCA notice any time soon...
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An Illustrated Guide to Frisky Euphemisms
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Actually I totally plagiarised the concept from Bill Shakespeare, but since he is long dead I don't expect a DMCA notice any time soon...
StrangeLife
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A Bar Room Slut & A Stripper
English Bob (c)
"The stripper massaged his heavy balls..."
Balls can get pretty heavy if not drained (or boiled) regularly, I guess.
English Bob (c)
"The stripper massaged his heavy balls..."
Balls can get pretty heavy if not drained (or boiled) regularly, I guess.
NaokoSmith
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Hopeful bump.
(Please go back to your Photoshop and buy some more!)
(Please go back to your Photoshop and buy some more!)
StrangeLife
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Fear and Suspicion
cageytee (c)
"Elaine began to slowly stroke my now erect cock."
Wanna White taught us the importance of choosing the correct vowel...
cageytee (c)
"Elaine began to slowly stroke my now erect cock."
Wanna White taught us the importance of choosing the correct vowel...
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NaokoSmith
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LOL, that took me a moment as you might have accidentally written it correctly instead of with the typo.
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A Peek Into Someone's Diary
TabooTeller (c)
"He screamed one of those man cries as he begun to shoot all over the inside of the shower."
And there goes the security deposit....
TabooTeller (c)
"He screamed one of those man cries as he begun to shoot all over the inside of the shower."
And there goes the security deposit....
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Happens to me all the time: "Is he really that dense or is he merely acting that way?" To be honest I'm not always quite sure myself...
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A Peek Into Someone's Diary
TabooTeller (c)
"He screamed one of those man cries as he begun to shoot all over the inside of the shower."
And there goes the security deposit....
The duckies--I almost lost it there.
StrangeLife
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A Flat Tire
joan658 (c)
"I stroked his hard monster as best I could."
Which probably wont get it much harder than it already is...
joan658 (c)
"I stroked his hard monster as best I could."
Which probably wont get it much harder than it already is...
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A Flat Tire
joan658 (c)
"I stroked his hard monster as best I could."
Which probably wont get it much harder than it already is...
Ah, well a Gryphon is a bit tricky, even in stone.
They can change very quickly, you know.
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The Denouncement Ch. 04
Just Plain Bob (c)
"She took hold of my cock and pulled it."
Just to ensure that the thing was properly attached before putting too much load on it, most likely...
Just Plain Bob (c)
"She took hold of my cock and pulled it."
Just to ensure that the thing was properly attached before putting too much load on it, most likely...
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StrangeLife
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Ah, well a Gryphon is a bit tricky, even in stone.
They can change very quickly, you know.
I would love to watch her facial expression if the thing suddenly barfed and subsequently started to deflate.
I smell a potential Hidden Camera prank here....
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Donna’s Awakening
FRED_S (c)
"She slid his boxers down being careful not to get them hooked on his raging hard cock."
Some cocks are well known for their volatile temper. Getting your boxers hooked on one of them can be a traumatic experience.
FRED_S (c)
"She slid his boxers down being careful not to get them hooked on his raging hard cock."
Some cocks are well known for their volatile temper. Getting your boxers hooked on one of them can be a traumatic experience.
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Big Jake
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"I love having his giant cock fucking me, plunging into my tight cunt and stretching me."
Who needs Tae-Bo if you have a giant cock...
robodud (c)
"I love having his giant cock fucking me, plunging into my tight cunt and stretching me."
Who needs Tae-Bo if you have a giant cock...
patientlee
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Ooh. Ooh. Do me! Do me! I must have something photoshoppable.
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Ooh. Ooh. Do me! Do me! I must have something photoshoppable.
With pleasure. One double-doing coming right up...
Snowball's Chance
patientlee (c)
"That pushed Eric over the edge, and he announced that he was cumming..."
"I took my cock from Heidi's pussy, and came all over her back and bottom. I cried out incoherently as I did."
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"That pushed Eric over the edge, and he announced that he was cumming..."
Oh, that's gold man, ridiculously funny!
Oh, that's gold man, ridiculously funny!
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I thought of Foghorn Leghorn
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Snowball's Chance
patientlee (c)
"That pushed Eric over the edge, and he announced that he was cumming..."
"I took my cock from Heidi's pussy, and came all over her back and bottom. I cried out incoherently as I did."
ROFL!
Long live Photoshop!
StrangeLife
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The Morning-After Pill
SirDuction (c)
"I'm going to make a mess inside your cunt with some creamy, thick cock-porridge."
Mom always told me that porridge is good for you. Full of good carbs, fiber... and cock...
SirDuction (c)
"I'm going to make a mess inside your cunt with some creamy, thick cock-porridge."
Mom always told me that porridge is good for you. Full of good carbs, fiber... and cock...
patientlee
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THANK YOU!! I needed a good laugh. You are so fucking funny!
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This thread is awesome. Keep posting.
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Wife Ruined
cukydreams (c)
"Erik began to pump her pussy, almost turning her inside out."
Apparently it's important to keep a pussy properly inflated...
cukydreams (c)
"Erik began to pump her pussy, almost turning her inside out."
Apparently it's important to keep a pussy properly inflated...
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Wife Ruined
cukydreams (c)
"Erik began to pump her pussy, almost turning her inside out."
Apparently it's important to keep a pussy properly inflated...
Oh! I thought he had to pump it OUT!
StrangeLife
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When it comes to pussies, guys have a tendency to deposit rather than remove stuff. You never read something like this in a story:
"He came hard and felt his balls fill up as his cock sucked her pussy dry."
