The Naked Party Thread

Emperor_Nero · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
I'd love to be had...er...well hell, that works, too.

It's the borderline psychotic wife with a jealousy streak about 10 miles wide. She'd either love the fuck out of it or my testicles would be bronzed and hanging from the rear view mirror within 48 hours or returning....

You know, they're much more well behaved functions than the conversations on here would lead people to believe.

I'd be lying if I said there were no activities that would get you in trouble if you opted to partake, but there's plenty to do without "partaking".

Lots of friends, good conversation, a few drinks ... it's all good

Emperor_Nero · Jun 25, 2009

bump...

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
Hi Everybody

Afternoon, everybody!

Summer has definitely arrived in the Great White North.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
You know, they're much more well behaved functions than the conversations on here would lead people to believe.

I'd be lying if I said there were no activities that would get you in trouble if you opted to partake, but there's plenty to do without "partaking".

Lots of friends, good conversation, a few drinks ... it's all good

*nods* And more importantly, it's some place to go that's not here. I might have to talk her into it. I might wait a little bit first...she's detoxing from birth control right now. I got fixed, she got off her pills. Hormones are trying to swing back to normal.

Hey Di, little warm up in your neck of the nape...nape of the woods....where you're at?

Emperor_Nero · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
Afternoon, everybody! Summer has definitely arrived in the Great White North.

Hi Di

Wanna come down here and go swimming?

Emperor_Nero · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
*nods* And more importantly, it's some place to go that's not here. I might have to talk her into it. I might wait a little bit first...she's detoxing from birth control right now. I got fixed, she got off her pills. Hormones are trying to swing back to normal.

Hey Di, little warm up in your neck of the nape...nape of the woods....where you're at?

Yes, waiting for the hormones to balance out might be a good idea.

BTW ... does she have a problem with nudity. There were several that went au natural -- strangely, this past one they were all men

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
*nods* And more importantly, it's some place to go that's not here. I might have to talk her into it. I might wait a little bit first...she's detoxing from birth control right now. I got fixed, she got off her pills. Hormones are trying to swing back to normal.

Smart man.

The_Darkness said:
Hey Di, little warm up in your neck of the nape...nape of the woods....where you're at?

96.8F according to the converter....which is not hot by your standards, I know, but us northern types melting into puddles.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
Yes, waiting for the hormones to balance out might be a good idea.

BTW ... does she have a problem with nudity. There were several that went au natural -- strangely, this past one they were all men

She has the same view of nudity as I make jokes about with Lesbian marriage...

As long as both girls are hot, there's not a problem.

Honestly, I don't know how she'd react. There's a reasonable chance that I'd get laid. A lot. Perhaps exhaustingly so. She came home and fucked me stupid after seeing the Watchmen and Dr. Manhattan's glowing blue cock.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
Smart man.

96.8F according to the converter....which is not hot by your standards, I know, but us northern types melting into puddles.

It's still damn hot. It's about that here today, and that makes me very glad I got the lawn mowed this morning.

I'd take cold over the heat any time. It's easy to get warmer, getting colder is a bitch, and usually expensive.

Emperor_Nero · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
She has the same view of nudity as I make jokes about with Lesbian marriage...

As long as both girls are hot, there's not a problem.

Honestly, I don't know how she'd react. There's a reasonable chance that I'd get laid. A lot. Perhaps exhaustingly so. She came home and fucked me stupid after seeing the Watchmen and Dr. Manhattan's glowing blue cock.

Well, good luck with that

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Emperor_Nero said:
Well, good luck with that

She's getting the DVD for our anniversary

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
It's still damn hot. It's about that here today, and that makes me very glad I got the lawn mowed this morning.

I'd take cold over the heat any time. It's easy to get warmer, getting colder is a bitch, and usually expensive.

Yeah, it's easier to add another layer of polar fleece. When the air conditioner is going full blast and one is already down to just skin...what else is there to do? I'm NOT turning off the computer.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
Yeah, it's easier to add another layer of polar fleece. When the air conditioner is going full blast and one is already down to just skin...what else is there to do? I'm NOT turning off the computer.

Sex in the shower. Hot sex, cool water...

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
Sex in the shower. Hot sex, cool water...

it was a rhetorical question.

but thanks anyway.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
it was a rhetorical question. but thanks anyway.

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:

back

What's Bear making for dinner? I'm getting hungry...

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

It's about time for me to sign off as well. Kiddles are starting to get hungry and I need to finish cleaning the kitchen.

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

The_Darkness said:
It's about time for me to sign off as well. Kiddles are starting to get hungry and I need to finish cleaning the kitchen.

See you later, Dark. :kiss:

I hope school is going well.

The_Darkness · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
See you later, Dark. I hope school is going well.

Very well, thank you!

Have a good night, Di.

EesomeBeastie · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
When the air conditioner is going full blast and one is already down to just skin...

Quickly flicks to Google and types in "webcam hacking"...

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

EesomeBeastie said:
Quickly flicks to Google and types in "webcam hacking"...

Naughty Beastie! It won't do you any good, I don't have a webcam.

I'm having lemonade after a long hot day...would you like something?

Handley_Page · Jun 25, 2009

Late-breaking news.
Michael Jackson died at UCLA hospital a short while ago. He was rushed there following the attempts of a fire crew to resuscitate him following a suspected cardiac arrest.

EesomeBeastie · Jun 25, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
Naughty Beastie! It won't do you any good, I don't have a webcam.

I'm having lemonade after a long hot day...would you like something?

A lemonade too, s'il te plait, ma minette.

Handley_Page said:
Late-breaking news.
Michael Jackson died at UCLA hospital a short while ago. He was rushed there following the attempts of a fire crew to resuscitate him following a suspected cardiac arrest.

Sad news. Not a great fan of the chap, but sad news none the less.

Dianthus · Jun 25, 2009

Handley_Page said:
Late-breaking news.
Michael Jackson died at UCLA hospital a short while ago. He was rushed there following the attempts of a fire crew to resuscitate him following a suspected cardiac arrest.

An unfortunate, early end to his life. :rose:

EesomeBeastie said:
A lemonade too, s'il te plait, ma minette.

Le voila, mon cher. :kiss:

Santé!

EesomeBeastie · Jun 26, 2009

Dianthus45 said:
An unfortunate, early end to his life.

Le voila, mon cher. Santé!

Merci beaucoup.

I'm off to bed now. Sweet / naughty* dreams. :kiss:

* delete as appropriate

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