The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

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sophia jane said:
A secret fetish of yours?

What happened to Ted? Is he actually working?!

Not really. Just playing with words. I did use it in a story once though.

Must be working. I have to do some to soon. I'm hosting a speech meet this Saturday. The entries are flowing in. There's that word again. :rolleyes:
 
eric shawn listo said:
Not really. Just playing with words. I did use it in a story once though.

Must be working. I have to do some to soon. I'm hosting a speech meet this Saturday. The entries are flowing in. There's that word again. :rolleyes:

Golden showers and scat are two things that just don't float my boat.
 
eric shawn listo said:
I was hoping to distract you with my speech coachingness.

I know. And I almost took the bait and told you that you were turning me on with that again. But I figured you knew that.
 
sophia jane said:
What happened to Ted? Is he actually working?!
Someone came to the door. Unfortunately it was not a door-to-door blowjob saleswoman.

And then a phone call.


eric shawn listo said:
What's a cat go to do with it?
Are you talking about pussy?
 
eric shawn listo said:
Let the discussion commence.

Ok. The only thing I can think to say about that area of my body is that my clit is a little...stimulated at the moment and I'm probably going to need to masturbate.

You and Ted should be ashamed. Or proud. Whichever.
 
sophia jane said:
Ok. The only thing I can think to say about that area of my body is that my clit is a little...stimulated at the moment and I'm probably going to need to masturbate.

You and Ted should be ashamed. Or proud. Whichever.
Proud!
 
Laid last night, but not today.
Can I come in and play? I miss you guys.
No one ever keeps me company in the other thread!!
 
logophile said:
Laid last night, but not today.
Can I come in and play? I miss you guys.
No one ever keeps me company in the other thread!!
Absolutely.
We are the unlaid support group.
 
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