LikeASnowflake
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Today I had this weird stabbing pain in either my right lung or boob. I'm not sure which one. I think I'll get it checked out.![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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Is it wrong, that when dealing with Dr. Waks, all I can think is "waks on, waks off'?
I really need to get my giggles under control one of these days.
And his OM is a barrel of laughsHe should really prescribe her something to sweeten her up a bit, or hit her with a brick.
Meggings??!!
Aren't men in skinny jeans bad enough???
Meggings....just say no, guys!! Please!
Ok, I know I'm going to regret asking...what are meggings? <ducks>
This will either be very, very good or horrendously bad.
Leggings for men.
Just wrong!
Like sweatpants, or cycling tights? Either way, this can't be good....
Does anyone remember that show on TV back in the 80s, called V?
Cheesy sci-fi movie, alien invasion, general horribleness felt by the masses?
I've noticed Verizon begins with a V...coincidence? I think not!
I'm so interested in whatever this is.
Are you pregnant?!
Either way it goes, it's scandalous.
But on second thought...maybe not as scandalous as what you're thinking.
Is it wrong, that when dealing with Dr. Waks, all I can think is "waks on, waks off'?
I really need to get my giggles under control one of these days.
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I promise you he's heard the jokes too many times to count. Just bite the bullet, make the silly comment, and laugh with him about it.![]()
We have a hand surgeon who's name is Dr. Hand. I swear to God. I've scrubbed with him. He's one of the nicest surgeons I've had the privilege of scrubbing with.
A dentist who's name is Dr. Doctor.
A GI doc who's name is Dr Collawn. Of course, we call her Dr Colon. Thankfully she has a decent sense of humor. Another GI doc named Dr Marousis (pronounced More-ooo-sis) that we nicknamed Dr More-Asses. Also has a good sense of humor.
A podiatrist (foot doctor) who's name is Dr. Handley. (He obviously went into the wrong specialty. lol)
Last but not least, there's a urologist here in town who named his boat "The Priapism." I'd giggle my ass off if I ever saw him out on the water in that boat. LOL
I have a bad habit of nicknaming the doctors that I work with. One is Dr. Oxygen - named because he made the mistake of admitting to us that he watches the Oxygen channel. When I'm irritated with him, I call him Dr. Dork; the name fits.
Another doc that I named Dr. God because he thinks he's God's gift to the medical profession. I never called him that to his face, but my charge nurse slipped and called him that once. I nearly died laughing. He puffed out his chest and proclaimed, "Well, I'm not QUITE that good, but I'm close." True story!
A Cuban-Puerto Rican doc - drop dead gorgeous, that I called "Hot Tamale." Another drop dead gorgeous Puerto Rican doc that I call "Ricky Ricardo" He looks just like Ricky Ricardo in his younger days. *drool*
It's a hard life - working with all those gorgeous doctors. I'll make the ultimate sacrifice though and take one for the team. *sighs*
From a distance it looks like you have half a dozen tiny dicks inked on your belly.
So as not to make this a sweeping generalization, let me say that:
MANY men are such babies!
You stepped on a nail? Boohoo Next time try not getting drunk and walking around a construction site wearing slippers!
Because you were such a baby, that exam took 3 times as long as it needed to, resulting in a lot more "pain" than necessary.
Suck it up, sunshine!! I had my abdomen sliced open and a living human being yanked out of that incision! Take an advil!
>rant over<![]()
You should see them when I take out their IVs. You'd think I'm waxing their balls.
I get waxed. I almost fall asleep during every session. Sorry, I have a hard time dredging up sympathy when I'm taking a little piece of tape off of them.
pmann, that's really quite rude.![]()