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I'm here all night too, let's go to the bar for a bit. Fancy a game of darts?
I suck at darts, much better at pool
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I'm here all night too, let's go to the bar for a bit. Fancy a game of darts?
I suck at darts, much better at pool
I love darts AND pool. Darts appeal to me because of the accuracy aspect, but one cannot argue the fact that pool tables have advantages that dart boards never will!!
I see we think along the same lines regarding pool.
I see we think along the same lines regarding pool.
I also think you'd look lovely in a pool in a nice swim suit
Well, aside from the obvious advantages, one can barely imagine a limit to the humor aspect - I mean with all the balls and pockets and sticks involved, the jokes about write themselves.
Trust me, that's a hot mess that no one should have to see.
I'm sure you look damn fine in a swim suit ^^
And I kinda suck at pool, every time I've played anyway I've lost lol.
My swimsuit is cute, just not on me! LOL.
Ok, I'll be back in a bit. I have to read an article on National Criminal Justice Reference Service website about the philosophy behind prisons being regarded as total institutions....thrilling stuff I tell ya.
Ok good luck!
I'd tell you to enjoy, but you'd rather listen to all the dirt jokes and weird ideas on how to use a pool table for sex.
Not really, the felt on a pool table makes for some wicked burns...
Well you could be tied, spread eagled to a pool table(could have a sheet under you) and a 8 ball dildo could be used on your by your loving husband?
Just a idea.
Or ya know could make a special modded table and each pocket is a woman and each ball is much smaller and more of a vibrator inside a small round shell. And each time a ball/vibrator touches a woman's pussy she has top slide it in, and each ball only adds more vibrations as the game gos on.(Yes shots would be hard, and the table would get )
I much rather prefer being bent over it.
Anywho, homework is finished for the night. Prison as a total institution is a joke, glad I don't really have to defend that it works.
*sigh* Dinner for the kids soon, thinking something easy like sub sandwiches.
Hmm I'd love to bend you over a pool table, and enjoy a meal of that soft sweet pussy of yours =D
Oh my!
Lol! Wow...get a room!I'd spread your wet pussy lips and tongue fuck that sweet hole till I got more of that sweet juice.
And/Or once I am done, keeping you bent over that pool table I'd take you from behind
Lol! Wow...get a room!
Oh my!
Oh my, you're killing me with your AV's
Thought I needed a more "festive" one, with Valentine's Day coming up and all.
Thought I needed a more "festive" one, with Valentine's Day coming up and all.
Makes sense, though I was thinking more Mardi Gras given my overwhelming urge to toss beads at you.
I can change it to something else...
I can change it to something else...
She does!I think it's very sexy myself =)