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This one time... At band camp...

xelliebabex said:
You mean there are naughty hobbits on the end of orc leashes running around everywhere in "Fellowship of his anal ring" or "The two erections or frighteningly Bobbit the Hobbit?

man I am as bad as those people to tell me to chuck a shrimp on the barbie or ask me if I drink fosters..... urgh when we have neither here and all want to beat Paul Hogan to a pulp for maligning us so...


I sincerely apologise pornsetjanitor.... :kiss:
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You mean all of those stereotypes aren't true... As I sit here in Texas in my cowboy boots and ten gallon hat drinking Lone Star beer... :D

I am so disillusioned.
 
xelliebabex said:
You mean there are naughty hobbits on the end of orc leashes running around everywhere in "Fellowship of his anal ring" or "The two erections or frighteningly Bobbit the Hobbit?

man I am as bad as those people to tell me to chuck a shrimp on the barbie or ask me if I drink fosters..... urgh when we have neither here and all want to beat Paul Hogan to a pulp for maligning us so...

I sincerely apologise pornsetjanitor.... :kiss:
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Fellowship Of His Anal Ring :eek: How'd I miss that movie :( Was it a ball busting success?

Apology accepted.. but you'll still have to accept your :caning:

And a good morning to everyone from overcast NZ.. :mad:
 
Good morning from the liquid sunshine of Portland Orygun.

And if you know Ellie you know she never accepts her :caning: she relishes them.
 
Hey Ellie!!

My contribution to make sure everyone on your thread is a Happy Camper :D

1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with ice cubes, and serve.

I might just dust off a few musings and post, if you don't mind.
 
blulilacgrl said:
Hey Ellie!!

My contribution to make sure everyone on your thread is a Happy Camper :D

1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with ice cubes, and serve.

I might just dust off a few musings and post, if you don't mind.
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Woohoo our own bartender, happy Campers all around :)

make yourself at home Blu as I always do on your thread and in Sienna's lounge, post, lurk, laugh or all three!
 
Love this thread. All of my first sexual experiences happened on band trips.
 
MaxSmith said:
I am so disillusioned.
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So is this guy after reading your signature...

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blulilacgrl said:
Hey Ellie!!

My contribution to make sure everyone on your thread is a Happy Camper :D

1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/3 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into an old-fashioned glass 1/4 filled with ice cubes, and serve.

I might just dust off a few musings and post, if you don't mind.
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You cut me off at an ounce of liqueur and I'll paddle your ass.
 
There doesn't seem to be much story telling going on in here....

I would tell one, but sadly I don't have any embarassingly hilarious sexual stories...
 
Ask For More said:
There doesn't seem to be much story telling going on in here....

I would tell one, but sadly I don't have any embarassingly hilarious sexual stories...
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I am in the process of adding some pics to a story for the thread, but the story happened awhile ago so i have to get my scanner working *roffles*

Until then here is a story I stole from Blu, I am really hoping she doesn't mind! I haven't pm'd her yet

blulilacgrl said:
Hopefully you will at least chuckle. :eek:

Little Red Riding Hood

I originally posted this on OxfordDon's Let's hear your voice thread. [laughs] It's easier to send you the link than to type the whole joke. So if my voice bothers you... sorry. :(

*WARNING! Very naughty! Contains foul language and sexual content*
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You can hang our with Blu in her thread
House of Blu
She is Awesome!
 
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Ask For More said:
There doesn't seem to be much story telling going on in here....

I would tell one, but sadly I don't have any embarassingly hilarious sexual stories...
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Oh, yeah, we're supposed to be telling stories.

Well, this one time when I was a counselor at a band camp (no, seriously, they paid me and everything)...

I worked the girls' dorm. We seriously had to stay up all night sitting at the end of the hallway (and making rounds from time to time) to keep the girls in and the boys out. (by literotica standards, all participants in this story were 18 :rolleyes:)

One night, while I was making my rounds, I heard "noises" coming from one of the girl's rooms. I knocked on the door only to hear whispers and movement and a door closing. The young lady finally came to answer the door in only a t-shirt and had some seriously mussed up hair.

I asked who else was in her room... no one, she swore it! I opened the closet door to find a very naked and obviously aroused, very embarrassed young man.

Coitus Interruptus.

Oops. No, I didn't turn them in. They'd have been sent home. Should I have? I don't know. Besides, I think the terror of not knowing was punishment enough.
 
xelliebabex said:
I am in the process of adding some pics to a story for the thread, but the story happened awhile ago so i have to get my scanner working *roffles*

Until then here is a story I stole from Blu, I am really hoping she doesn't mind! I haven't pm'd her yet




You can hang our with Blu in her thread
House of Blu
She is Awesome!
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Aww... thank you Ellie! You're the bestest little sister princess ever! [laughs]

So we are supposed to be posting stories? Real or perhaps just writing exercises?
 
MaxSmith said:
Oh, yeah, we're supposed to be telling stories.

Well, this one time when I was a counselor at a band camp (no, seriously, they paid me and everything)...

I worked the girls' dorm. We seriously had to stay up all night sitting at the end of the hallway (and making rounds from time to time) to keep the girls in and the boys out. (by literotica standards, all participants in this story were 18 :rolleyes:)

One night, while I was making my rounds, I heard "noises" coming from one of the girl's rooms. I knocked on the door only to hear whispers and movement and a door closing. The young lady finally came to answer the door in only a t-shirt and had some seriously mussed up hair.

I asked who else was in her room... no one, she swore it! I opened the closet door to find a very naked and obviously aroused, very embarrassed young man.

Coitus Interruptus.

Oops. No, I didn't turn them in. They'd have been sent home. Should I have? I don't know. Besides, I think the terror of not knowing was punishment enough.
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lol What happens at band camp stays at band camp huh?

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