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Old 02-21-2013, 10:53 PM   #51
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Old 02-21-2013, 10:53 PM   #52
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In Arkansas, a virgin is any girl who can outrun her brothers and most 'family trees' resemble wreaths.

The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. You can tell b/c if it had been invented in Connecticut, it would have been called a teeth-brush.

They don't believe in evolution in Arkansas. If you've ever been there you'd know they practice what the preach.
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A plastic barrel full of muratic acid does the trick nicely. As a bonus, it dissolves teeth and denatures the DNA, so if ever found, identification is impossible. Remember, no corpse=no provable crime.

Not that I'd have any real reason to know this.
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A plastic barrel full of muratic acid does the trick nicely. As a bonus, it dissolves teeth and denatures the DNA, so if ever found, identification is impossible. Remember, no corpse=no provable crime.

Not that I'd have any real reason to know this.
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It's not that I don't like you, it's just that I thought the bird pooping on your head was well-deserved.

That's why I laughed.
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The General Board is very much like a sewer. It's nasty, it stinks, and the shit flows constantly, but it does serve a useful function.
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*snort* Oh shit!! Ha!!

Thankfully I swallowed my coffee before I read that one.
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