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Old 02-21-2013, 04:12 PM   #26
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:13 PM   #27
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:14 PM   #28
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:17 PM   #29
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:23 PM   #30
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Nope.......I'm too ornery right now. Just ask Fgg. She heard me on the phone. Lol
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:29 PM   #31
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Nope.......I'm too ornery right now. Just ask Fgg. She heard me on the phone. Lol
Ornery or horny? Either way interesting phone call. Think that perked the ears of some men around here.
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:33 PM   #32
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:36 PM   #33
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Ornery or horny? Either way interesting phone call. Think that perked the ears of some men around here.
Oh...not horny. My children ran and jumped on my back and I bellowed in her ear.
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Old 02-21-2013, 04:44 PM   #34
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Oh...not horny. My children ran and jumped on my back and I bellowed in her ear.
Children.

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Old 02-21-2013, 05:56 PM   #35
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Oh...not horny. My children ran and jumped on my back and I bellowed in her ear.
She did and then I offered her my dog and she refused! I mean how can you not want a dog that is trying to kill you while running away from you while you can't freaking breathe and then comes in the house and continues to run! DAMN dog has me snarky
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She did and then I offered her my dog and she refused! I mean how can you not want a dog that is trying to kill you while running away from you while you can't freaking breathe and then comes in the house and continues to run! DAMN dog has me snarky
Dogs are a lot like kids, except no one gives you the stink eye if have you dog on a leash or if it poops in public.
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Old 02-21-2013, 07:16 PM   #37
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Dogs are a lot like kids, except no one gives you the stink eye if have you dog on a leash or if it poops in public.
Or when you leave food on the floor and leave them at home alone all day... for some reason people frown when you do that to children.
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Or when you leave food on the floor and leave them at home alone all day... for some reason people frown when you do that to children.
Or crate them for punishment
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Or when you leave food on the floor and leave them at home alone all day... for some reason people frown when you do that to children.
True. And locking them up in cages is right out....
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True. And locking them up in cages is right out....
Only in certain states....
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Only in certain states....
Like the state where one is ready to sell them to the circus?
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Like the state where one is ready to sell them to the circus?
That would be it.

Hey, I got a good offer, it was quite tempting!
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Hey, I got a good offer, it was quite tempting!
You must have been in Arkansas.
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You must have been in Arkansas.
No, Illinois. Close enough though.
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You must have been in Arkansas.
In Arkansas, a virgin is any girl who can outrun her brothers and most 'family trees' resemble wreaths.

The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. You can tell b/c if it had been invented in Connecticut, it would have been called a teeth-brush.

They don't believe in evolution in Arkansas. If you've ever been there you'd know they practice what the preach.
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