ArcticAvenue
Randomly Pawing At Keys
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Joe etched a corner of the oyster shell into the trunk of the palm tree until he was able to form a line about two inches long. The line stood out amongst the other cuts he had made - specifically, four straight lines and one crossing through the others in the standard method of marking off a group of five. There were four of those groupings, making up a count of twenty. And the extra is twenty-one.
With a deep breath, Joe stepped back from his work and let that soak in.
Twenty-one days! Twenty … fucking … one … fucking … days.
Twenty-one days of sand crabs nipping at his feet at night. Twenty-one days of gnats circling his head. Twenty-one days of rations of spam and canned whatever that floated to shore. Of mornings spent scavenging for firewood, afternoons trying to stay out of the burning sun, evenings trying to catch a fish by hand. Twenty-one days of having the sole focus of surviving. It was like one of those crappy survivor shows Joe’s girlfriend always made him watch - except there were no film crews dumping tools for playing some random game or eating something gross. The tools were whatever washed ashore either after the wreck or sometime over the course of human history. But thank goodness for that show, otherwise he wouldn’t have known to do anything at all. At least he was smart enough to find a source of water and get a fire started - that only takes you so far. Ten days in, he was already pissed he called all those boy scouts in school a bunch of pussies. If he would have done that, at least he may known how to make a decent shelter, not the shit they’ve got. But it wasn’t like he expected this to happen.
Twenty-one days ago, he woke up to the sound of a horn blowing, and only seemed to have time to drag on shorts without boxers & a button down shirt. He was on one of those South Pacific cruises, a deal he picked-up by luck, and intended to spend the whole of it drunk or getting laid. Within thirty minutes of that horn going off, he was in a lifeboat and the cruise ship was disappearing under the water. It went so quick, the lifeboat only had the two of them on it. Who knows how many others made it, too dark to tell, too crazy to understand. By the sun began to peak above the horizon, the island was within sight. By afternoon they were ashore, and just assumed that by nightfall a rescue plane or boat would be on the way.
By Day Two, they were sure it would be a matter of hours.
By Day Four, he wished he would have put on boxers before he left the boat. Not to mention grab about three more changes of clothes. Grabbed a knife, a lighter, and rope. Not to mention a radio, satellite phone, flare gun, or something that screams ‘we are right fucking here’.
By Day Five, they made the help signs out of rocks and branches.
By Day Nine, he was convincing himself that there was still hope they would be found.
By Day Eighteen, he was getting tired of lying to himself.
Now it’s Day Twenty-One.
His khaki shorts were growing stiff from their constant wear without a good soapy wash. His shirt, which he usually left unbutton during the day, hung loosely on his thinning frame. The twenty-one day tropic diet of scant food, survival needful exercise, and adjusting to the creepy water through disgusting sickness, had the benefit of tightening up his softer frame to start forming real abs. His darker hair turned sandy in the sun to match his ever growing darker tan, especially now all the sun burns have peeled away. Twenty-one days has changed him. Tore back layers of him to leave whatever the hell was left behind. Problem was, it became clear that nothing was going to change just because he carved that twenty-first mark on the tree.
Then again, it could be worse. He could be dead. He could be alone.
Then again, fuck that. He could be home and not picking branches out of his skanky ass.
With a deep breath, Joe stepped back from his work and let that soak in.
Twenty-one days! Twenty … fucking … one … fucking … days.
Twenty-one days of sand crabs nipping at his feet at night. Twenty-one days of gnats circling his head. Twenty-one days of rations of spam and canned whatever that floated to shore. Of mornings spent scavenging for firewood, afternoons trying to stay out of the burning sun, evenings trying to catch a fish by hand. Twenty-one days of having the sole focus of surviving. It was like one of those crappy survivor shows Joe’s girlfriend always made him watch - except there were no film crews dumping tools for playing some random game or eating something gross. The tools were whatever washed ashore either after the wreck or sometime over the course of human history. But thank goodness for that show, otherwise he wouldn’t have known to do anything at all. At least he was smart enough to find a source of water and get a fire started - that only takes you so far. Ten days in, he was already pissed he called all those boy scouts in school a bunch of pussies. If he would have done that, at least he may known how to make a decent shelter, not the shit they’ve got. But it wasn’t like he expected this to happen.
Twenty-one days ago, he woke up to the sound of a horn blowing, and only seemed to have time to drag on shorts without boxers & a button down shirt. He was on one of those South Pacific cruises, a deal he picked-up by luck, and intended to spend the whole of it drunk or getting laid. Within thirty minutes of that horn going off, he was in a lifeboat and the cruise ship was disappearing under the water. It went so quick, the lifeboat only had the two of them on it. Who knows how many others made it, too dark to tell, too crazy to understand. By the sun began to peak above the horizon, the island was within sight. By afternoon they were ashore, and just assumed that by nightfall a rescue plane or boat would be on the way.
By Day Two, they were sure it would be a matter of hours.
By Day Four, he wished he would have put on boxers before he left the boat. Not to mention grab about three more changes of clothes. Grabbed a knife, a lighter, and rope. Not to mention a radio, satellite phone, flare gun, or something that screams ‘we are right fucking here’.
By Day Five, they made the help signs out of rocks and branches.
By Day Nine, he was convincing himself that there was still hope they would be found.
By Day Eighteen, he was getting tired of lying to himself.
Now it’s Day Twenty-One.
His khaki shorts were growing stiff from their constant wear without a good soapy wash. His shirt, which he usually left unbutton during the day, hung loosely on his thinning frame. The twenty-one day tropic diet of scant food, survival needful exercise, and adjusting to the creepy water through disgusting sickness, had the benefit of tightening up his softer frame to start forming real abs. His darker hair turned sandy in the sun to match his ever growing darker tan, especially now all the sun burns have peeled away. Twenty-one days has changed him. Tore back layers of him to leave whatever the hell was left behind. Problem was, it became clear that nothing was going to change just because he carved that twenty-first mark on the tree.
Then again, it could be worse. He could be dead. He could be alone.
Then again, fuck that. He could be home and not picking branches out of his skanky ass.