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Old Today, 12:49 PM   #301
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Queef enjoys them in his mouth too. His wife didn't like that.
Aw,w.. . somebobbies jealous.
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Old Today, 01:00 PM   #302
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You just killed his boner.

Don't give Lance too much credit. I doubt he can get a boner.
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Old Today, 01:16 PM   #303
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Don't give Lance too much credit. I doubt he can get a boner.
Only when he sticks his ear to the door when someone is fucking his mother can he achieve a partial erection.
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Old Today, 01:38 PM   #304
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Old Today, 02:23 PM   #305
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Only when he sticks his ear to the door when someone is fucking his mother can he achieve a partial erection.
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Old Today, 02:30 PM   #306
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Que is the queen of double penetration!
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Old Today, 02:32 PM   #307
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Aw,w.. . somebobbies jealous.
Nobody is jealous of you, queef. You've shared too much information for that to ever happen. You're a middle aged loser renting a room in a house full of other middle aged losers.

#sojealous
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Old Today, 03:03 PM   #308
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Old Today, 05:56 PM   #309
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Nobody is jealous of you, queef. You've shared too much information for that to ever happen. You're a middle aged loser renting a room in a house full of other middle aged losers.

#sojealous
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You suck at fabricating backstories.
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Old Today, 06:01 PM   #310
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You suck at fabricating backstories.
That's why I stick to the facts.
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Old Today, 06:03 PM   #311
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I am the queen of double entendre!
Can we see the peaks of your highness?
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